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Honestly, I just want her to join in.
If were looking for lesbian hookups on Bravo, cant they be lesbian mini-orgies?
Oh, honeys, you are about to be awoken by the worst nightmare of your lives.
At least everyone else was upfront about it.
See, wasnt that easy?
Did we all need the fit?
Couldnt Ubah just go to her friends and make a run at broker peace?
But no, she had to seem better than everyone else just to get her way out of pity.
To prevent exactly what happened to you.
But Ubahs big fight isnt with the room; its with Erin.
Ugh, I cant believe I have to explain this again.
For arguments sake, lets say its Jessels.
Who took my bag?
And then you go, We didnt take it.
It was there the whole time.
If Jessel says, Thats making me feel insane, then, congratulations, you have gaslit someone.
Most of this happened except for Brynn putting Jessels bag back in her room.
This is notLady Jackass.
Enough with the fucking pranks already!
Gaslighting, in the classical definition, is about trying to make someone else insane with lies.
She has nothing to apologize for because people are just misinterpreting what she is doing.
I dont know … being a jerk.
But Ubah does the same thing.
Brynn says that Ubah was campaigning against Erin.
Ubah says she wasnt doing that.
The other big fight of the episode is between Becky Minkoff and Brynn.
Brynn says she never gets that either, and Becky says, Youll know when you have kids.
Brynn freaks out and says this is the worst thing someone could say to her.
She has eggs frozen.
She could get a sperm donor.
She has the means (even though we still dont know what her job is).
There is nothing keeping Brynn from having kids other than Brynns own decision not to do it yet.
But its not, so it wasnt.
I know everything about life, Brynn says.
Im sorry, but she doesnt.
None of us do.
Its like saying to a single person, Youll get it when youre married.
There is something about certain life experiences that you wont understand until they happen.
The same thing is true with kids, with marriage, with lots of things.
For instance, I will never know what its like to have a period.
But its not like Im letting Becky off the hook, either.
Yeah, it was a shitty thing to say only because she said it to knowingly hurt Brynn.
Its the kind of passive aggression I cant stand in life and really cant stand on the show.
Because this is petty ass shit.
This, right here, is why she is terrible on the show.
Housewives is all about reaction, especially to petty shit.
