The Real Housewives of New York City
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I dont think thats what we want at all.
Well, we want it for sure, but its notallwe want.
She says that her mother would come up with any excuse not to fly to New York.
Her mom said she couldnt find a dog sitter, so Racquel told her to bring the dog.
Her mother said she was afraid to fly, and Racquel offered to get her some contraband Xanax.
(Just kidding, but it would work.)
All of the women greet her with big hugs and compliments, telling her that she looks like Racquel.
Thats not in Puerto Rico.
Maria fromWest Side Story?
Or do you mean Maria, the woman from the best jam onRadical Optimism?
No, she means the hurricane.
Marian tells us she didnt have streetlights for a month and got no help from the U.S. government.
Brynn says that the content is killing her, and I would absolutely sympathize.
I only like vacation pictures when I am the one in them, too.
Anyway, Jenna jokes, Theres nothing large about Abe.
Of course they do!
Ubah gets all mad and says she would get dumped if she showed her mans privates to her friends.
Sai says she doesnt want to see anyones husbands D and doesnt have any pictures of her own mans.
Id even peep at a friends husbands peep.
Its just a dick.
(As a proud member of the Growers Not Showers Community, I know nothing of this plight.)
These are ladies who enjoy each others company!
They can make jokes and not have it erupt!
I kinda like this show.
Can we have more of it, c’mon?
Brynn says she doesnt want to fight, and Becky says she can stop then.
Becky apologizes, saying she didnt know that Brynn was on this fertility journey.
Thirty seconds ago, Brynn didnt even want to talk to her, so this is a reversal.
Oh fuck this healing bullshit; give us someHousewivesalready!
