The Real Housewives of New York City
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Do my eyebrows,as Madonna once said.
Lets talk about all the personal stories, and then well get back to it at the end.
Jessel and Pavit have a meeting with their tele-therapist, Joel, who lives in Mexico City.
Oh, hell no!
I would have divorced that man right there.
That would have been me.
The other revelation is that he is only 99 percent sure he doesnt want a third kid.
But why doesnt he want on?
Because its too hard to find five tickets on points or miles together for trips.
I mean, really?
Let us see your juicy insides, Pavit.
Let us see you cry, and then youll really have made it as a Housewife.
The first is why did she freezer her eggs in London?
Do they not have cold enough fridges right there in Manhattan?
That costs, what, like 75 cents?
They cant charge more than that, right?
I mean, you end up inNew Jersey.
When he arrives, shes there with a two-year-old that she borrowed from a friend of hers.
What is this kid doing here?
Did he need to be there?
And will he be scarred by an afternoon of being ignored by a reality star?
Like, what is wrong that it broke up their relationship?
Is it just that he doesnt live in New York?
They let absolute trash into that country and never kick them out.
How do I know?
I am that trash!
Erin told Racq-Mel on their double date that it was a prank, so she always knew.
What to make of all this.
Its only six months before the whole fucking world would know.
Also, Erin never told Becky or anyone!
That is areallygood rumor.
Erin is the one who is always talking, shes the one who is always leaking.
But the difference between Erin and Brynn is that Brynn will own being a shit-stirrer.
She wont own the exaggerations, but at least shell own that she likes to cause drama.
Erin, the forever innocent victim, will never see how what she did was wrong.
It was a joke!
shell shout at them, never thinking she should apologize or understand why people might be upset.
Now we have two problems on either side of this debate.
Brynn is someone who adds on too much and Erin is someone who takes out too much.
Who do we believe?
Whose side are we on?
Who is the leaky pigeon?
