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Hello and welcome toThings We Hate About Erin Mew Mew Lichy.
Weve found a few things to hate about her, too.
This episode really focuses on Erin and what shes going through.
Did you know her mother has cancer?
Is she going to start dressing only in pink ribbons to draw attention to herself?
I mean draw attention to the cause.
No, I mean herself.
While theyre there, Ubah asks Erin what is going on with her and Abe.
Erin referred to something similarlast episodewhen she wouldnt let Abe joke about mushrooms.
Abe also said there were some bad things going on in their marriage.
Damn, this must be really bad if they wont even mention it out loud.
What could it be?
Did he open an Ashley Madison account?
Did she find him on Grindr?
Did he quit his job and start working as a rodeo clown?
Did he secretly mortgage their Hamptons home and now its up for foreclosure?
Did he book a table at Catch?
We find out what happened later at a dinner scene with Erin and Abe.
You know its coming.
You know the reason is coming and its even dumber than you thought.
Oh, I cant wait to tell you.
This is so funny.
Erin is mad because … hahahaha.
Erin is mad because (tee-hee) her husband sold their bitcoin without telling her.
That is the reason.
It is a crypto-related argument because of course it is.
That Erin is mad because she had the idea for Goop but Abe let the URL lapse?
Oh wait,thats someone else.
I think her anger and sense of betrayal are completely natural.
You should not be buying that in the first place.
Its like being mad at Abe for throwing away a losing lottery ticket.
Abe did you both a fucking favor.
But why did Abe sell the bitcoin?
You know why, right?
You know why and its the most Erin Mew Mew Lichy answer of all time.
Abe sold the bitcoin hahahahahaha.
It was calledFrameworKwith a capitalKat the end.
Check out thisbag shes using in this article.
Of course this shit failed.
A lesbian that is a little too into her dogs is like florals for spring.
Sorry, sister, but that is not the way things work.
Just because I have eaten a hundred tons of Oreos does not mean I can successfully bake one.
I will never get over this.
I will never let it end.
Eventually they apologize to each other for, I dont know, what are they mad about?
This argument is dumber than the capitalKat the end of FrameworK.
I told you this is never going to end.
There are still some fights a-brewing with the ladies, though.
Everyone in the group just has to be cautious about picking up any bones that Brynn carries to them.
It seems like Jenna is taking her own advice.
When rock climbing is done, she picks up her new $214,000 burgundy Bentley that she named Jeeves.
(She did not; I made that up, but it seems fitting.)
The real question is whether she ordered this car before or after the whole Jenna is poor rumor started.
Brynn may not be getting financial support from a sugar daddy, but is she getting it from Blade?
When people ask us about this Scientology shit, what should we say?
No comment, is Beckys short response.
In confessional, Becky says, If youre curious, read a book.
I know all about the accusations ofslave laborandhuman trafficking.
Im not a huge proponent of religion in general, but this one seems to be especially insidious.
I also dont like that this show has basically become about what everyonewonttalk about onscreen.
I also hate that her castmates arent willing to take it there.
Jenna says that there are extreme parts of all religions.
Yes, but Scientology is not a regular religion.
She also says there is nothing hidden or weird about it.
Okay, if that is the case, thenwhere is Shelly Miscavige?
Becky is not taking questions at this time.
She says she is willing to have the conversation but not on a helicopter because its too loud.
Do you want your friend to tell you about the whole movie or just go see the movie?
This makes about as much sense as the capitalKat the end of FrameworK.
That does not sound like any movie I want to watch.
