The Real Housewives of New Jersey
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And what are we all going to do?
Thats right, so lets start the show!
Seriously, that is how I felt watching this episode.
Maybe its the new face.
Perhaps its the new husband.
Conceivably its when she says things like, I was mad at God.
I didnt know why I had to go to jail.
Because you broke the law!
I have always said that Gabriella, a.k.a.
the quiet one, would be the longest-serving senator from New Jersey or the meanest woman on Wall Street.
This is the one to watch.
Shes packing up her own stuff, taping together her own boxes.
Margaret is also drawing a red line about how she will negotiate with an emotional terrorist.
However, as a reality-television sociologist and historian, Im very curious to see how its going to work.
Um, theyve been separated for ten years, and the divorce is still not done?
Who is he married to?
So where do they take him for dinner?
To an Italian restaurant!
Or how about just sushi or Chinese?
I mean, there have to be other options.
Theres no Red Lobster in Franklin Lakes?
This is such a bullshitt-y reason to get mad.
Like Teresa and Jen Aydin werent texting for weeks beforehand, getting their stories straight and their reads together?
As Dolores points out, this always happens, so why is Teresa mad this time?
I think this is completely reasonable.
Luis did him dirty, and now this guy should make a special appointment to see him.
Actually, these are all fairly valid points, but why couldnt they hash this out on text?
Um, but what is his business, exactly?
What is his job title?
What does he actually do?
Because last I checked, his business wasfending off lawsuits.
Rachel, much likeHomie the Clown, dont play that.
I mean, Teresa wouldnt know a gentleman if it hit her in her original mouth.
Now shes talking about how a gentleman would meet with someone privately if they had an issue.
Who cares what he does in the bedroom or shoves up his ass.
Have any of these guys tried a double-headed dildo?
But when Teresa sees John she shouts double-headed dildo and tells him hes a drug dealer.
Teresa responds its all over social media.
