The Real Housewives of New Jersey
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This season really is something.
But at least we finally got the Boujie Kidz fasjion shjow.
Teresa tells Jackie that shes glad she finally stood up for herself.
By becoming friends with the woman who unfairly maligned her for seasons?
Oh yeah, thats really standing up for whats right.
Jackie tells her, I was a broken person for so long, but Im not anymore.
Thats not what shes asking for, as she makes clear.
What is this my-way-or-the-highway nonsense, and why is almost every single man on this show an utter disappointment?
Thats especially true of Joe Gorga.
When he learns that Paul and Dolores are going into business together (dont do it, Dolo!
Marge is like, you’ve got the option to spike them!
Which is like selling vegan sandwiches and telling people to put bacon on them.
If you want to sell cocktails, just sell cocktails.
I am baffled by every decision that was made this entire episode.
I dont live this I just report on it.
Danielle is too busy worrying about all the ironing she has to do for New York Fashion Week.
What company is this?
How is it providing underage models?
This whole thing makes about as much sense as, well, bringing mocktails to golfers.
When we see Danielles clothes, theyre, well, fine.
Theres nothing that you couldnt already find at Ross.
What makes Danielles line different?
What makes it better?
Nothing that I can discern, but good for Danielle.
Also, I thought tickets to the show were tight and she got only so many?
But Melissa brings Cousin Nick.
Not at all baffled.
What adult man sayspee-peeto his wife?
Cant you saydick?Cock?Penis?
If you want to go cutesy, you could even gowienerording-a-ling.Butpee-pee?
Thats what 5-year-olds call it when playing doctor.
The second bafflement was Teresa calling John Fuda John Fugese.
What is that about?
Is she trying to imply that hes a mobster?
Did he release a hip-hop EP in the early aughts, and that was his rapper name?
What is up with that?
She says it every time shes talking about him.
Meanwhile, this is a woman who changed her name fromJew-dicetoJew-dee-cheand changed her husbands name from Luis to Louie.
I guess she thinks she can just make up names for people.
Who in the name of Victoria Denise Gunvalson Jr. would think they could just do that?
This is what drives me nuts.
Now shes doing the exact same thing, and she sees no problem with it.
Teresa says, Thats Jaidens mom.
I dont want you to talk like that.
How is Teresa going to put this womans feelings before those of John and Rachel?
How is she going to decide what Jaidens father and adoptive mother have to say about his biological mother?
What if they told her not to talk about her daughters on the show?
She would lose her freakin mind (what little of it she has).
John then tells Teresa, Heres how this is going to go.
That seemed icky to me for a number of reasons, even though hes right.
As he leaves, Teresa yells at him that hes a drug dealer.
No was; no past tense.
She has now done just what she said she wouldnt do.
But Teresa wouldnt know the rules unless she were making them up.
She has no idea how to be decent, no idea how to argue with facts.
I dont know what reality shes living in.
It leaves me just baffled.
