The Real Housewives of New Jersey
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At Melissas Envy fashion show she says, Im getting so upset about this whole friend group.
Where the fuck are we going?
Where are we going?
Of course, Dolores has picked up on this as well.
In her confessional she says, Everyones got their panties in a bunch in this group.
Its like theyre all looking for something to hold on to.
She utters this line about Jackie Arnold, the great-great-great-great-great-great-granddaughter of Benedict Arnold.
(I do not saygreatas a compliment; thats just the way to describe a descendant.)
Are you wearing Envy?
Jackie says no and then Marge tells her that Melissa sent them all dresses to wear.
Jackie storms off in a huff, upset that Melissa didnt send her a free outfit for the show.
As Dolores said, theyre just looking for things to get mad about.
Honestly its turned into an exhausting and not at all enjoyable experience.
The rest of the episode doesnt offer much in the way of personal story lines.
Melissas mom has a new boyfriend, which is sweet.
Dolores has a dog named Dog, which is hilariously accurate.
She and Marge make up over the horrible things Jackie told Dolores Margaret said about Dolores and Paulie.
Again, an overreach, because thats not even that bad (if Margaret is to be believed).
(Im working late … on my homework.)
Also in attendance is Dorinda Medley, identified as Teresas friend.
At least use her official title, Duchess of Bluestone Manor.
Lets continue to give Danielles friend chyrons for Tiffany and Kayla, the most invisible friends-of that ever existed.
(Sorry, but she did.)
Danielle gets in one more jab on her way out the door.
You look like shit, by the way, she says to Jen.
Im sorry, this is not right, but I love it so much.
Whenever Housewives greet each other at an event they say, You look amazing.
Even at the Envy fashion show, mortal enemies Jen and Margaret tell each other they look great.
It is the one way you might always force a detente between Housewives: compliments about their appearance.
With this one little barb Danielle takes it all back.
There will never be peace between these two because Jen looks like shit and we all know it.
Give her another season and the center Taylor ham.
(Thats what they hold in the opening for New Jersey, right?)
But it brings us back to our original question: What is going on with this friend group?
Where will all of this animosity and grasping take us?
This recap has been updated to correctly attribute Danielles quote to her instead of Jen.
