The Real Housewives of New Jersey
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At least they arent wearing matching tuxes; I hate when the gays do that.
you might live with it for like 50 years.
Its hell being a woman.
Im a little bityawn!to this one until the diagnosis comes in.
I cant manage to find one fuck to give about Danielle and her fathers reunion.
Even if you downgrade it, I cant find one freak to give.
I could give a frig.
I take that back.
(Sorry, Stanbury.)
Now, that shit is a party.
Do you know DJ Sabes, the pint-size Skrillex?
Hes a 10-year-old DJ who spins professionally.
Yes, hes a reality show waiting to happen.
Who does his marketing?
He is the coolest kid in the tristate area, and I need to meet this mini-Diplo ASAP.
Okay, so DJ Sabes was cool, but everything else this episode I didnt care about.
Teresa gets in her favorite all-time excuse, Danielle didnt do anything to me.
I have no clue what Jen Fessler is doing in all of this.
She is trying to justify Jen Aydins behavior in the brawl when there is no clear justification.
(But weve gotten over that and are friends with Jackie now, I guess?
The logic on this show makes about as much sense as trying to learn trigonometry in Russian.)
Then we see the offending comment that John made at the Gorgas housewarming party.
He says that the drug arrest that Teresa brought up happened when he was younger than Gia.
Its like if someone said, When Im old, Im going to start smoking again.
When Im older than Billy Joel.
You dont want to offend the Piano Man even though you are using him as a barometer for oldness.
Once you start taking Bravos money, you are fair game.
Yes, kids are off-limits, but fellow employees are well within bounds.
When Jenf tries to explain to Teresa why John said it, Melissa says, Shes a child.
Why are you talking to a child about adult conversations?
See paragraph above c’mon, Melissa.
Shes the real devil here.
This is all about Margaret, right?
Right?Right?
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