The Real Housewives of Miami
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I had great hope when Julia went to her fitting.
But then, when its the big day, cue the sad-trombone sound effect.
It looked chic and gorgeous, but it wasnt even a little bit see-through.
Where is all of Julias skin?
All of those long, Russian limbs yearning to break free?
She had more coverage than all of the insurance plans that Vicki Gunvalson has ever sold.
The same thing goes for Kiki.
Her first look is a great beige gown with fringe all the way down to the ground.
The second one was a coral cocktail dress.
The dress she wore before and after the show was a lot skankier.
It was like two black bands of fabric somehow cantilevered to her boobs to keep the whole configuration afloat.
It was a feat not just of fashion but also engineering.
This puts her whole fascination with the fast food chain in a different perspective.
She still eats Burger Doodle (as I like to call it) even afterworkingthere.
I mean that literally.
It takes a colon of steel.
Only Adriana and Julia stayed.
It was like a denim mullet but also a dress.
While we saw lots of clothes in this episode, there wasnt much story to talk about.
Larsa and Marcus defy a court order and record another episode of their dutifully boring and completely unnecessary podcast.
What did we learn this time?
They dont really mind their age gap, but other people really do.
Well, if they minded, would they even be in this relationship in the first place?
Also, I somehow feel like this whole thing is an attempt to get brand integration with the Gap.
I mean, thats just insane.
What are they even asking for?
I know I can go; I have the right of way.
You dont get to tell me I can go because Im going anyway.
Alexia is just like that driver, telling Nicole that she is innocent when Nicole knew it all along.
It has been updated and were happy for them.
