The Real Housewives of Miami
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Is that where Julia got the idea for the worlds ugliest earrings in her confessional look?
Is the only thing these women do now hang out with each other and give each other shit?
Is thisThe Real Unboxing Videos of Swag Gulch?
After the explosive Mamacita brunch doubleheader, this episode was a little bit boring.
Is that because Dr. Nicole chose to stay at home?
Im sure youre all aware, but I am a giant Dr. Nicole stan.
We call ourselves the Nicole-backs, because we always have Nicoles back.
Nicole and Julia head to Guerdys house to see how shes doing after surgery.
I feel terrible for her, and she gets teary-eyed right there in Guerdys bed.
Nicole says, I dont need friends who think such shitty things about me.
I think its a classic case of deflection.
Shes better than that!
Nicole says that she is not going to go to any more group events until she gets an apology.
But is this like Housewives version of a hunger strike?
Is she harming herself more than shes harming them?
Julia finally convinces Adriana to admit the truth and say she invited Ana with Nicoles consent.
She gives some bullshit excuse about how she was mean to Lisa, but that wasnt the reason.
She just wanted to embarrass her nemesis.
The problem is they kind of forgive Adriana and are still mad at Nicole.
In confessional, Marysol says shes tired of being angry at Adriana, who is always an asshole.
Alexia, also in confessional, says its just Adriana being Adriana.
Yes, so if thats the case, why didnt they think this in the first place?
And why do they still assume that Nicole did something wrong?
Just like Nicole said, they dont want to trust her; they dont want to like her.
I wouldnt want to be friends with these ladies, either.
There were a few scenes in this episode that were nice and light, if not a little boring.
Speaking of which, we discover that Sophia Pippens monthly allowance is $2,500.
Does she have to pay rent?
Does she have a student loan we dont know about?
What does a 14-year-old have to spend two grand a month on?
Boxes of Nerds and earrings at Claires arent that much money!
Then we get to Marysols party.
Lesbians gotta lesbian, even if theyre bisexual.
There was also another fight I didnt understand at all.
Also, Lisa is so clearly wrong.
Lisa is so dumb coming after Alexia for this, but she did have some good points.
She tells Alexia that she always shouts over people and she should actually listen for a change.
Okay, that is her only good point.
Shes just exhausting, even when shes utterly and truly right.
I think Guerdy had the same reaction I would have had.
She gets up and says that shes leaving.
What is amazing is that she stands up and tells them just how dumb this fight is.
For stupid to work, everyone has to be equally dumb.
This season Guerdy cant be.
She has real things to worry about.
She has to think about her health, her breast, her family, her survival.
She has to think about icing her chest and having enough blue Gatorade for another day.
