The Real Housewives of Miami
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It was theScary Movieof Real Housewives episodes.
I dont get why the women didnt want to get out of the boat and take a million selfies.
Do you know how good this island is for content?
Thats pretty damn deep for some Cabbage Patch Kids that are possessed by witchcraft.
Adriana says that it smells like evil.
When a producer asks what evil smells like, she says, Cat pee.
Adriana has never been more right in her life.
Okay, maybe the hotel room in Dubai that Eileen Davidson stayed in with a shark tank in it.
1, Scary Baby Island No.
2, Bluestone Manor No.
Oh,thisis the content you want?
Guerdy is retching on camera and Alexia says, We need to get a doctor.
Marysol, help her.
Um, Dr. Nicole is sitting right there!
Its the only one I want to use.
Even off the boat, Guerdy is not doing better, and the ambulance is called.
(Thats what is on Floridas license plate, right?).
Now we have it.
Or … maybe not.
ThisWikipedia pagesays that the biggest pride parade ever was in New York City in 2019 for World Pride.
Mexico City doesnt have an entry until 33rd place.
Yeah, it seems like Manhattans and Sao Paulos are the biggest in North and South America.
I was a little disappointed in my girl Julia at Pride.
Then Julia doesnt even spell Adrianas name right when she makes a big sign for her.
But thats not the real havoc she causes.
As Kiki says, its time for Lisa to stop playing the victim.
Get out theCamille Grammer, But Now We Said It GIFand slap it in Lisas face a million times.
Kiki tells Lisa that she doesnt know anything about her, including her sons name.
Lisa is never listening unless people are telling her she is amazing or that someone has wronged her.
Those are the only two notes Lisa can hear.
Lisa cant receive it because shes too busy worried about her words being turned against her.
Instead, what she says is, I cant fix your childhood trauma.
Im not a therapist.
Kiki says, Fuck you, and is entirely justified.
Kiki isnt looking for Lisa tofixit; shes looking for her tounderstandit.
But thats when the tide turns against Kiki.
