The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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They cooed when their sons modeling photos came in about how cute they were.
(Not the pictures but the women themselves in the pictures.)
Who didnt she date or make out with back then?
Are we one day going to discover that Garcelle was briefly engaged to Andy Dick?
Before that, we have to endure some rather long, tedious personal scenes with some of the women.
Boz goes on a date with her very handsome long-distance boyfriend, Keely.
They go to Malibu and have a professionally arranged picnic on the beach.
Maybe the lack of warmth was between the two of them.
The vibe was, I dont know, somehow off.
I think we just need to see more.
The jury is out on Keely, but hes showing promise.
I am very happy for Garcelles success, I really am.
I hope that she continues to put women in peril, then save them in countless Lifetime movies.
However, the my life is so great schtick is getting a little bit repetitive.
Maybe I should just shut the fuck up and let Garcelle enjoy the beach.
Wait, did Dorit think that she and PK had a chance of working it out?
Didnt he make it clear at their previouscarb-on-carb dinner?
How many Beverly Beach cover-ups has this lady been hiding under, and where was she all these years?
She also seems to be the only one handling her divorce correctly.
Pair this with how Kyle is approaching the worlds slowest-moving divorce.
She still thinks that she and Mauricio are going to get back together.
Maybe Kyle should repair her relationship with Dorit just so she can get some pointers.
I think that is why she keeps this meme conversation with him going.
That means that Kyle will have to choose Dorit because she will always be around her.
So, yes, Kyle, you gotta stop texting that bursting corpuscle.
(Missed opportunity.)
It gets even worse when they all sit down at the table.
Sutton points out that Dorit cant hide it from the kids forever, and shes absolutely right.
This sisterhood bullshit that shes always preaching is faker than theWalmart Birkin.
But the real title fight is not between Sutton and Dorit, its between Kyle and Dorit.
However, it is the most important thing well ever watch.
