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This week on our favorite television program,Rich Women Doing Things, the rich women did things.
But mostly, what the women did was eat a hot dog.
That was just my girl Erika Jayne.
I have never identified with a Housewife more than I did with Erika Jayne in this episode.
It starts when she goes upstairs to untangle her body chain.
Anyway, she leaves Sutton waiting downstairs for almost 45 minutes while she gets her body chain in order.
Its obviously a joke, but like thatToronto Delta flight,not one that lands.
(Way too soon.)
Its another terrible joke that really gets this party started.
), Garcelle asks Sutton what shes drinking, and Sutton answers that it is a watermelon coconut cocktail.
Garcelle asks her if there is alcohol in it.
Dorit pipes up and says, Didnt you askSuttonwhat shes drinking?
And you asked if theres alcohol in it?
This is obviously a joke.
It is not funny, phrased strangely, and off in tone, but it is a joke nonetheless.
Sutton responds, Oh, Dorit, shut up.
Youre such a bitch.
Just as Dorits joke was terrible, so is this response.
Sutton knows this is a silly dig, but she takes the bait and makes it far too serious.
Dorit is right, you shouldnt call someone a bitch in their house.
But this is what Sutton always does.RememberMagic Mike Live?
After Garcelle yells at Boz not to be Dorits spokesperson, Boz says, It looks rude.
If you all want to coddle her, then coddle her.
Thank you, Boz, for finally saying it.
All they ever do is fucking coddle Sutton.
You would think her name was Molly with all the mollycoddling they do.
Why are they always falling for Sutton and her tears?
Now wait just one damn second.
Google says that the Sutton Boutique is temporarily closed.
That is a business that is surviving, but is it thriving?
That doesnt sound so clean to me.
The heat then turns on Boz, and Garcelle tells her again to stop speaking up for Dorit.
Luckily, Erika looks up from her hot dog long enough to say, Mmmhhhfffaa hahh fffmmmhhaaaaa.
Sorry, G, but she got you on that one.
It quickly pivots, however, to how Boz said that Kyle has been cold to her.
Kyle says that isnt the case and would like to dispute it, but Im on Bozs side here.
Yes, she was saying Kyle was cold, but she wants to overcome it.
I think the intentions here matter.
She knows Dorit is going through it because she has become messy.
Finally, these two women, these twofriends, sit down and talk about some real shit.
This is what we want!
Dorit tells Kyle, We have to live.
We have to live!
