The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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This week on our favorite show,Crystal Clocks In, Crystal finally clocked in!
She saw her husband off to an event forThe Brave Little Toaster, which he designed the characters for.
(Whoo-boy, are these Minkoffs rich.Also, stream that shit with your kids.)
The episode starts with Crystal … No.
Lets back up a moment.
Two twinks were harmed in the making of this footage.
In the Real Housewives Institute, we have a section dedicated to the dumbest fights ever onBeverly Hills.
It says a lot about Annemarie that everyone knows who Taylor Dayne is except her.
(That is a made-up middle name, but I like it.)
Finally, he asks about her schedule, and she tells him that shes not going to be around.
Shes going to Spain for work.
She says its a taste of his own medicine because he does it to her all the time.
Everyone looks absolutely amazing at the party.
Even Sutton, in an ombre pink-and-white gown, looks good for a change.
Congrats to all of their stylists.
Did she get a ticket in exchange for her financial support?
Could she have not blown through to lick her lips at the camera one last time?
Sutton tells them not to be afraid.
Sutton tells Annemarie that they need to talk, and AM goes on the defensive immediately.
Did she ever think that wasnt a lie?
Did she think that maybe Suttons doctor told her that and hes a bad doctor?
It never does because Annemarie sucks.
Then Annemarie says that Crystal is the one saying that Sutton has an eating disorder.
Even Garcelle, who was there for the conversation, thinks this lady is out of her mind.
Crystal has the best defense, which is, You didnt go to medical school.
Nurses are great, necessary, undervalued, and underpaid.
(Again, nurses are great, but misrepresenting yourself is not.)
Of course they are.
She tells Sutton, Im sorry for my part in what happened.
Her part is the entirety of the argument.
If not for Annemarie, we wouldnt be discussing any of this.
But as the episode ends, Im brought back to the fight at the gala.
Thank you, Crystal.
It took you three years.
Three long years and youve finally made it.
