The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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This week, on our favorite television program,Rich Women Doing Things, the rich women did things.
This comes right on the heels of Kyles very personal therapy session that she had in her home.
Did they all get their drivers licenses suspended?)
Kyle tells the therapist that she feels like she cant live her best life like her husband can.
Thats not going to happen.
Thats not going to happen at all.
She, once again, thinks Mauricio is blameless.
Sutton makes the valid point that the pictures look conspicuously staged, and I agree with her.
I was convinced already, but when you bring Rachel Green herself into it, then Im doubly sold.
The most likely scenario, to me, is that the girlfriend is the one who kicked it off.
Shes been hearing this for months with no movement on the divorce.
How do you force his hand?
First some kudos for our newest wacky rich aunt, Jenny Tilly.
Jen also tells us that she is Chinese American, and Erika says, Youre Chinese?
And Kathy Hilton, at the other end of the table, says, Oh!
I should get an Oscar nomination too!
The real showdown, however, is between Dorit and Sutton.
Oh, you were so close to being the hero there, Brandi.
Sutton may have been in the right after Dorits house.
We saw Dorit spoiling for a fight by taking Suttons bag and refusing to give it back.
What is a slow storm?
Is that more of a squall?
Did Sutton drizzle out of that party?
There was a lot of evidence of what Dorit did wrong for Sutton to latch onto.
However, one of them cant be that Dorit insinuated that Sutton had a drinking problem the year before.
Do I need to remind you of this article, where Suttonsays that she starts drinking at 10 a.m.?
At around ten, I think thats okay for your first cocktail of the day.
I take a stab at … its just consistency through the day.
Then Im nicer, she said on a podcast.
You cant be on record saying things like that and then get mad when people remind you.
Anyway, Dorit is again spoiling for a fight with Sutton at the Caviar and Kaftan party.
When Sutton orders a glass of water, Dorit asks, Is that because of our tete-a-tete?
Look at Dorit, being both wrong and pushy all at once.
Thats when her BGD really flares up.
She lost the fight.
Right in that moment, she lost.
You know she lost when even her girl Garcelle says, Oh, damn!
I always refer to her house as Surely Rented Manor.
These are jokes that we get to make, but they are not for Sutton.
Basically, what Sutton is saying is, I should be beyond reproach because Im richer than you.
There are plenty of shitty people with tons of money.
Do I need to direct you towhat is currently happening in Washington, D.C.?
As low as you possibly can go.
The only thing your big wallet has bought you was a horse instead of a date.
Dorit plays the entire scene perfectly, whether by strategy or happenstance.
Every step Sutton takes after the wallet comment is a misstep.
Its way too late.
Its at this point we get two great turns by our supporting characters.
In confessional, Jennifer Tilly says, I dont want these girls to get in a caviar food fight.
That would be messy and [voice drops an octave] expensive.
I laughed out loud.
Give her ten more seasons.
Dorit doesnt want to be told shes late all the time.
I drink as much as you.
We all have our little buttons, she says.
Except maybe on those tiny little sunglasses shes wearing.
