The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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What are they even buying?
Guess the only thing the rich women did was say her name three times so she appeared.
like someone you havent seen in forever just appeared.
Look, its Eden Sassoon.
Speaking of Eden and Annemarie, we need to talk about the newest Housewife.
She didnt show up until episode five, she wasnt on last week and its now episode 11.
Im not really judging her, but I am judging the show.
Why is she even full-time?
She is giving me friend of vibes.
What has Annemarie done other than talk about Suttons esophagus?
See, thats good and funny!
Cant we just airbrush her out of the entire season?
Should we just let her lie in that hole until she starts composting like one of those Sweetgreen bowls?
The thing about Annemarie is that shes not just boring; shes also entirely wrong.
Shes decided to make someone elses tiny throat her entire storyline.
Crystal then says that she seems to be insinuating that Sutton has an eating disorder.
Then Annemarie says she never said that, that eating disorder are Crystals words, not mine.
Um, you just said them!
Its like everyone else is playing chess and Annemarie just lost at Uno.
Shes like the Housewives version of playing a record backward to find the Satanic messages.
There wasnt much else going on in this episode.
I just cant wait to see Jaid wear a kitty sweater on a first date.
This is how to raise young men!
Dorit had her therapist over to talk about Dorits PTSD and how her husband doesnt understand it.
Every marriage should come with an emergency eject button, and I would have pushed it then.
In context, its not that cringe.
I think they are just getting their conversations mixed up.
But how does that fit into anything?
Shes saying the surprise upset her because she has so much PTSD that anything throws her off.
PK is upset because he did this whole surprise and she didnt appreciate it.
But how is the quote showing her upset at the surprise?
Yes, she expressed this, but this quote seems to address more how damn high maintenance she is.
Dorit is only focusing on the first part.
Okay, thats enough compliments of Mr. Kemsley, the feeling of putting back on a wet bathing suit.
I dont have anything bad to say about this shindig, but I dont have much good to say.
It was a little blah, to be honest.
But what do you expect from what is basically a wake?
The one remarkable thing about the event was the presence of Morgan Wade, Kyles rumored lesbian lover.
But that wasnt even when Garcelle got her dig in about the couple.
Garcelle wonders how Kyle went from being squeamish about threeways and kissing girls to saying that.
I think theres a country music song in there somewhere, she quips.
Looks like Garcelle is trying on her shady boots and taking them for a walk around the neighborhood.
The real thing that betrayed Kyle, however, was how she looked at Morgan.
Its the giggle she makes when she feeds her the cantaloupe she doesnt want from her fruit skewer.
