The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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While the rich ladies did lots of yacht-based activities, mostly what they did was fight with Dorit.
This is objectively true, and even the most virulent Kyle stan cannot object.
While Dorits Capri Room isnt her business necessarily, I think the point stands.
and Erika is like, Oh yeah!
Boz and Jennifer Tilly are more at sea than theParsifal IIIwhen it loses a sail.
These are professionals at their craft.
Erika is sitting there searching frantically for theNeNe Leakes Now why am I in it?GIF.
Then a shocking thing happens: Kyle cops to it.
To all of it.
She says she ices people out and she needs to work on it.
Shes sorry for it all.
(The problem with Kyle is she never finishes fixing anything.)
Now, this is where Dorit loses me because she is incapable of doing the same thing.
She feeds Kyle the same line she fed Garcelle for seasons.
Garcelle, as if on cue, agrees with Kyle that Dorit cant apologize.
Dorit tells Garcelle, Im not surprised you agree with that.
Im not your favorite person; youre very clear about that.
This is when the dinner goes absolutely silent.
Boz takes an awkward sip of her drink.
Erika looks around the room, hoping there wont be another stray headed in her direction.
Guys, this is a great match.
I really love this.
I want this to work out.
When do we find out if hes single?
When do we find out if he called?
I dont think I can wait for the reunion; the suspense is killing me.
Garcelle and Kyle also have a nice moment talking about being single mothers with kids about to leave home.
Im going to save the discussion of that until the next episode when it seems to come up again.
Im sorry, but this is the first time inHousewiveshistory that Im sorry a fight is over.
Ive been sat for all of this, and I am ready to be sat for more.
Okay, Im sorry, but reading off your phone sucks.
Seth Marks did the same thing atMerediths bat mitzvah onRHOSLC, and I was mad then.
If you need note cards for a speech, fine.
A little piece of paper, okay.
That just makes you look dumb.
Cant this be a seated speech?
After everyone roasts Suttons speech, she bonds them all together with a ribbon and declares everyone sisters.
I actually said out loud, Cue the montage!
The night before, Dorit said she wasnt that close with Teddi.
Across the table, Erika whispers to Kyle, I dont think thats what she said last night.
Dorit, as she always does, argues the example, not the point.
She is trying to get clarity on what she did or did not say about Teddi.
Dorit tells the group she knows what the fight is about, but she doesnt.
She is still stuck on Teddi when the rest of them have moved on.
This is what is exhausting about Dorit.
