The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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This week, on our favorite television program,Rich Women Doing Things, the rich women did things.
(How do the rest of us get to that lounge?
I would like to eat my airport Popeyes there, c’mon.)
I just wanted Boz to be like, Are we getting married and having a baby or nah?
and then for theJeopardy!theme song to play while he has 30 seconds to think about it.
Shes never beating those lesbian allegations, is she?
It was kind of a sweet conversation between the two of them.
Shes crying, hes holding her, its as if the worlds slowest-moving divorce isnt happening.
Kyle says shes mourning the loss of someone who is still there.
Then get him out!
Move out of that house!
Give up on this idea of the past that shes still clinging onto like a losing scratch ticket.
Then Kyle is whisked off to Augusta to hang out with Sutton and Garcelle.
They pull up to Suttons home, which looks likeChateau Sherees after picture.
Suttons mother lives in another gorgeous house in the backyard.
These reach people, always buying their properties BOGO.
Its weird they came all this way to see Reba and then spent about 15 minutes with her.
Garcelle presented Reba with a scarf, the garment equivalent of a scented candle.
Reba doesnt know what to make of this gift, but she does tell Kyle that shes pretty.
When Garcelle compliments Rebas grandchildren, Reba says they are all smart but that James is weird.
After saying hello and settling into their rooms, Sutton takes the ladies to Luigis.
Which direction do you want me to go in?
Choose your own adventure.
Then the conversation turns to Dorits divorce and how she didnt think it would get so dirty so quickly.
Kathy asks, Who couldnt love PJ?
This is Kathys nitrous habit in action.
He is tall and blond, has a great body, and coaches his sons little-league team.
Just kidding Kathy just got the name wrong, but she still gets to deliver some unbelievable shade.
This perfectly illustrates the change weve seen in Dorit this season.
This is all we ever wanted from Dorit.
That all sounds awful, but how do we know how many pages an email is?
There arent pages in emails.
Did she print it out?
Dorit says this is not the man she married, but, come on, isnt he?
Isnt this just what PK, a seven-page email, would do?
Remember when he renamed her swimsuit line Beverly Beach without asking her?
That is the PK she married and the one she is divorcing.
He does not want her back.
She opens her mouth as if to speak, then closes it again.
