The Perfect Couple

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And oh, boy, do we get a full-on Winbury meltdown in The Perfect Family.

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(Is anyone buying that?)

She does, unfortunately, also run into Greer in the hall.

Tag may have done some bad, bad things, but there is Greer, still protecting his ass.

I would like this scene to be about three times as long.

She pulls away, straightens herself out, and exits that little situation.

The portrait of a modern American marriage.

But Greers not the only one cheesing for the camera while she burns with white-hot rage inside.

Amelias spent the day learning some interesting new information about people she thought she had a handle on.

Mae was apparently friends with Benji from school Abbys surprised Benji never mentioned it to Amelia.

More normie behavior from Amelia.

Benjis acting weird, and whats a girl to do but snoop a little?

When she opens up his sketchbook, she finds several pictures of Merritt tucked away.

Hey, snooping is always a risk!

They find a voice-mail from this caller, and wouldnt you know,its Benji.

And that whatever this is would break [Amelias] heart.

In the flashbacks, Merritt seems hooked on Tag, so was Benji just obsessed with her?

Was it a onetime hookup?

Or is something else entirely going on here?

He does seem to have it bad for Amelia, so an affair would be a little surprising.

You never know what these shady-ass Winbury boys are up to.

Speaking of: We should talk about young Will.

That obvious crush he had on Merritt might get him into a lot of trouble.

Chloe seems to have a thing for Will, so off to drink blueberry mojitos they go.

Chloe, girl, you could do so much better.

Oh, baby, do things unravel quickly.

This might honestly be the best night of his life; hes having so much fun.

He hates this family, they can all fuck off, but that is especially true for Tag.

He cant even stand the sight of his father and he takes off.

Do something, for once!

She seems like she means it!

And she might have a reason to make good on that promise.

It turns out Will is setting sail for the high seas to escape the shackles of his terrible family.

Again, Chloe, we need to talk about your life choices here.

She promptly delivers that to Detective Henry.

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The cops dont have enough to keep Shooter, so he returns to Summerland.

Greer says no and moves on.

What was the money for?

AndshouldShooter be worried?!

I hope hes not going to be the fall guy here.

My greatest dream has come true: Carter and Henry are friends!

I would not hate a buddy-cop spinoff with these two.