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Were all just waiting forthe next Karla Sofia Gasconbomb to drop.
But did Gascon go so far as to preemptively slam herEmilia Perezco-star Selena Gomez?
But it seems pretty fake, right?
If Gascons lawyers (alleged!
)cease and desistis to be believed, anyway.
But faked bywhomis the next logical question.
But were not here to solve the Case of the Karla Sofia Gascon Mean Tweet About Selena.
Bring in the Barbs, the Little Monsters, the Lambs, the highest-ranking officer in Rihanna Navy.
Make the Swiftie representative and the Beyhive spokesperson work together as Traitors!
Treat the token Belieber likethe currentTraitorscastis treatingTom Sandoval!
Its nearly impossible to fathom the terrifying speed with which they can find evidence to incriminate their enemies.
America needs to bear witness.
That said, are we limiting ourselves withTraitors: Stan Armies?
The Scottish Highlands are no place for pop-stan wars.
Which leaves us with the only worthwhile solution:
Stan Army Island.
Think about it: Its essentially quarantine for societys most demented minds.
You disable Wi-Fi and force them to compete against one another.
A race into the jungle to dig up buried receipts.
Start a smear campaign and get it successfully pinned to another contestant.
Less tethered to traditional ethics?
Perhaps wed better not.
