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Everyones New Years resolution this year?
In other words: just a normal day in 2024.
But while some peoples Januaries were filled with deep-fried Yemeni pirate memes, others arejustfinding outabout Gag City.
For each event you remember, you claim the corresponding points.
So put on your sensual touching-grass afternoon Spotify Daylist, and see just how online you were in January.
The last message they had all sent?You have no good plane ideas.
What is surprising, however, is just how annoyed everyone got with it.
Actually, itsnot a thingat all!
across every single website andmorning-show segment.
with their own sillier, less problematic takes.
In light of the quotes resurgence, Osbournespoke withRolling Stoneabout the cringe incident.
It came out so wrong.
Even the White House was alarmed by the content andtold ABC Newsthat Congress should take legislative action.
It just goes to show if you want something done right, make it about Taylor Swift.
How is everybody doing?he asked, which was met with a resounding, Not well, bitch!
.Thighs (and ears) burning
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Anybody see this shit?
she asks in the intervals and arms class from December 28, 2020.
Thats two and a half hours of my life that I want back.
After viewersfound and circulatedthe clip in question, Sherman addressed the gaffon Instagram: Listen.
That shit went right over my head.
But I have seenOppenheimertwice.
And thats six hours of my life that I dont ever want to give back.
A heavy piece of workout equipment plus the potential for a personal insult when I least expect it?
.Finstagating
Not her leaking the priv pic.twitter.com/Uk1E1gl8iW
New Yorks hottest club isAndrew Scotts private Instagram.
On the one hand: Respect Andrew Scotts privacy.
Why Its a 3:While the blunder involves two prestigious actors, its noLorde secret onion-ring account.
Think: West Elm Caleb.
Presumably, the meme will keep evolving until someone, you know, actually tastes the stuff.
However,Palworlds Pokemonwith guns reputation might be hitting a little too close to home.
However,Pokemons response to the controversy?
Those are the favorite words of one Jett Puckett, husband and professional fanboy of creator Campbell Puckett.
For that reason, you likely have no one to talk to about it.
Dont you have better things, like a hot Yemeni pirate, to pay attention to?
And you say Disney adults are the ones who need to grow up???
So, how online were you?
You might want to invest in Lead Test Kit accessory, BTW.
Your Swingers on Main dating-app profile currently reads, Looking for the Jett to my Pookie.
