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Gather all the Big Pussy Energy it’s possible for you to, Girls5eva is in tour mode.
.East Exchange Roadhouse in Fort Worth, Texas
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Wickie Roy wont stand for it.
Yes, its Thanksgiving, but who cares?
They need to get out on the road and hone their show so that theyre ready for NYC.
If they cant sell tickets or need to cancel, theyll be on the hook for $570,000.
Overheard in Town:I can be Dawn.
Chris Pratt played Mario theres no rules when its Italians.
Spotted:One Wickie Roy pretending its her saying door open that opens the automatic doors at her hotel.
When it looks like they might be losing the crowd, it simply veers into a Fuck Dallas chant.
The ladies are forced to change their set from hits like B.P.E.
Chuck calls for a footloose and cancels all of their upcoming shows.
Still, it felt good to put that guy in his place.
Wickie Roy pitching her biopic in her very artsy, very important tour doc.
Best Performance:Is There a Me?
(Or is me just guys?)
She made up all the stories about her hardscrabble life to seem more interesting.
But she insists she never actually lied: My family is very good atScrabble!Its hard!
Wickies never been so happy, and her newfound enthusiasm means the tour is back on!
Ever walk through a Jeff Garlin fart cloud, Dawn?
Well, I would walk through a billion Garlin farts before I asked them for money again!
I think you’re able to guess.
Why yes, it is very much an MLM scam.
Coincidentally, it would be the perfect song for the soundtrack to Wickies failed Hallmark Christmas movieMrs.
Its as bad as it sounds!
Its a great show!
But you get the picture Girls5eva is being boycotted.
Overheard in Town:When Gallagher died, I posted,I hope heaven has a tarp.
It got me on the front page of AOL News.
(He must be bribing the coroner.)
As Wickie points out, Your bulges, they dont add up!
.Radio City Music Hall in New York, New York
Tour Notes:Its the big day!
Its also a disaster.
Notable Locals:A famous namedRichard Kind.
Yep, the Richard Kind from everything.
Hes engineered his career for strike the perfect balance between constantly working and never getting bugged in a deli.
Dawn shouldnt be striving for the big time but the medium time: Never above No.
5 on the call sheet of life: Thats happiness.
Its a very handy run-in!Also making a special appearance:Little Lee-Lee,a.k.a.
Overheard in Town:My God, youre gonna Kate Bush!
Dawn, when Girls5eva sees that Wickies solo song Yesternights was used in the finale ofThe Crown.
She can wear a sweatshirt and have a brother!
Best Performance:Sorry, its a tie!
The big NYC Girls5eva concert is just too good to pick one.
Probably not even Richard Kind.
