Keeping pace with Hollywoods perpetual awards horserace.

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Thats the kind of sparkle awards seasons are made of.

She got in digs aboutJoker 2 wheres your table?

(It could be a woman.

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I think 100 percent of the time its a man.)

Who else is Isabella inviting over?

What are they complaining about?

Who is the best shit-talker in the room?

(Trick question, its probably always Isabella.)

Yes, I would.

HIGH: Nikki Glaser delivering the most succinct and accurate review ofBabygirl.That movie?

I gave it two fingers up.

Whole speech is gone.

Rip it, Kieran, youre doing fine.

Was this event designed by Rumpelstiltskin drunk on Champagne?

Its inelegant, its strange.

This isnt the movie theater, where everyone is just allowed to be a rude jerk these days.

Celebrities, put your phone on silent before the big televised awards show!

Possibly the funniest Canadian bit at an awards show since Robin Williams sang Blame Canada at the Oscars?

Give us Insane in the Pin-guane in full!

It was a bummer the latter didnt win.

Do Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross DJ weddings?

But thats not really trivia about Vin!

It is along-establishedandrecurrentpart of his lore, as integral to his essence ashis feud with the Rock!

This moment was so shady Im almost ready to forgive him for how badFast Xwas.)

Good luck with that campaign!

WHOA: Constantly being asked if we feel a tingling sensation.Concerned about infections in the anus or genitals?

The joys of watching live CBS.

One aint bad, though!

Hopefully, the couple find their familys lost tortoise before they start filming season two later this year.

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