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This article was originally published in 2011.
It has been updated to include more Statham movies,includingThe Beekeeper.
Theres something about Jason Statham that sets him apart from your average killing machine.
In honor of his latest,The Beekeeper, weve gone through Stathams filmography and ranked our favorite kills.
Here are the 25 least pleasant ways to be killed by Jason Statham.
25.The Friendly Blade (War, 2007)
25.
Statham tosses you into your friends ax.
24.Jacques Kill-steau (The Mechanic, 2011)
24.
23.The Flaming Chauffeur (Death Race, 2000)
23.
Statham drops napalm on your car.
22.The Slide (Transporter 2, 2005)
22.
Statham stabs you in the neck with the slide of your own gun.
21.Scope-Choke (The Mechanic, 2011)
21.
Statham sticks a snake-scope camera down your throat, then plugs up your nose so that you cant breathe.
20.The Buzz-Off (The Beekeeper, 2024)
20.
19.The Zap Stab (Crank 2: High Voltage, 2009)
19.
Statham drives an electrified cattle prod through your torso.
18.The Plate-Jumper (Safe, 2012)
18.
17.A Terrible Accident (The Mechanic, 2011)
17.
16.The Pipe Fitting (Transporter 3, 2008)
16.
15.The Flying Scissor Toss (The Transporter, 2002)
15.
14.The Holy Knife (The Expendables 2, 2012)
14.
Statham whacks you with a priests thurible to disarm you of your gun.
13.The Crush Cruise (Transporter 2, 2005)
13.
Statham stuffs you through the porthole of a dry-docked boat, then knocks the boat over, crushing you.
12.The Bartender (War, 2007)
12.
Statham presses on your head until it goes through the bars on a broken door.
11.Moby Dead (The Mechanic, 2011)
11.
Statham harpoons you in the leg, snaps your neck, then uses you as a human shield.
10.The Threesome (The Expendables, 2010)
10.
9.The Check-up (Crank 2: High Voltage, 2009)
9.
Statham crushes your testicles with his bare hands, then jams a needle into your neck.
8.The Railway Bracelet (Transporter 3, 2008)
8.
7.The Technical Suicide (Crank, 2006)
7.
6.The Snap-Stab-Slice (War, 2007)
6.
5.Know When Youre Bait (Meg 2: The Trench, 2023)
5.
Statham drop-kicks you off a pier as a giant prehistoric shark leaps out of the water and eats you.
4.The Cerebral Dropkick (Crank 2: High Voltage, 2009)
4.
3.The Stare (Revolver, 2005)
3.
Statham just stares at you silently, intensely, until you freak out and blow your own brains out.
2.The Last Embrace (Crank, 2006)
2.
Statham breaks your neck in midair as you both fall to your death from a helicopter.
1.The Devils Haircut (The Expendables 2, 2012)
1.
Statham punches your head into a helicopters tail rotor.
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