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Not all awards shows begin this way; some dont even have hosts.

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But when they do, opening monologues can be the best or worst part of a given ceremony.

It is important in times like these to have a distraction, she said.

It ends with us.

I thought Project 2025 was a Taylor Sheridan script.

Thats why I voted for it!

Another hypothetical show Wood thinks might get traction in this new political era?

I can rest easy knowing I did not get this job because Im Asian, he joked.

I got it the only way you get jobs in Hollywood now: My dad is Johnny Depp.

Unlike those comedians, he issued this reminder while shirtless.

Everybody, look under your chair.

You look through the nominations so many awards could be won by a complete unknown.

Tennant, it seems, is every bit the father of five he is reported to be.

So, naturally, the first-time host led the audience in an impromptu bit of worship to remedy this.

We want you to bless and cover our brother Kanye West, Lord, he began.

Shes been verynakedout here.

Theres a bunch of eighth-grade boys with nothing!).

That hisfauxprayer hardly even touched on the shows nominees didnt prevent it whatsoever from killing.

Better luck to him next time.

And theres no reason to doubt therewill bea next time if OBrien is up for it.

Look no further than the comedians silly use of audience cutaways.

in his signature Sandman voice.

Grand opening, grand closing.

This post has been updated.

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