Temptation Island
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Meanwhile, in Europe, were ogling full cock and balls onNaked Attraction.
Still, the series hits all the high points that veteran fans have come to know and love.
Lets get into it.
Grant cheated on Ashley one month into their relationship and shes never quite gotten over it.
Brion did the same thing, plus he wont shut up about wanting to have threesomes.
Tyler is jobless and immediately jumped into this relationship after his divorce.
Lino still feels like a second choice because Alexa was dating two guys at the beginning of their relationship.
(Are we not calling that cheating…?)
The answer to all of this?
A herd of sexy singles, of course!
(Hey, thats my thing!)
Its time for the couples to say goodbye, which cues up the waterworks.
(Can you see where this is going…?)
Also, did I mention that Grant has a daughter watching at home that he wants to make proud?
This is a recipe for disaster.
The boys go on a boat while the girls dance in a hula show.
Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Somewhere, Mark L. Walberg just woke up in a cold sweat.
The next morning, the ex-couples are as Kylie Jenner oncesaid Realizing Stuff.
After Grant cheated on her, Ashley doesnt think shell ever be able to trust him.
Alexa wants to feel independent and confident after jumping from relationship to relationship.
Brion wants a threesome.
If you ever need to write a paper on the psychology of men,Temptation Islandis assigned reading.
(Just as Tayler predicted, shes blonde.)
Tyler is tempted enough by this that he takes Kay on a room tour.
Tyler, Kay isnt interested in your bare-ass AirBnb walls shes interested in yourbare ass.
Meanwhile, the girls get hit with some atomic bombs.
The lack of creativity in this line only adds insult to injury.
A couples counselor might be more convenient, but this works too!
The loser has to have a threesome with Brion!
The next day, the couples are tasked with asking different singles on dates.
Meanwhile at partners yoga, Grant and Natalie have snuck away to a rock for some alone time.
They furiously make out.
In all our Puritan glory, Mark L. Walbergs cameras are there to capture it all.
I saw Goody Grant sucking face at the kissing rock!
