Temptation Island
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So, the boys were just waiting for one of them to mess up, right?
The floodgates have opened.
I sound like Lana fromToo Hot to Handle, but this is a bit much … right?
Did theChallengerswind that makes you cheat just roll through?
Or did the boys just get theSeverancechip and completely forget about their significant others?
Or worse, they twist their girlfriends words from the first bonfire to make them feel better about cheating.
Also, Case crashes out and decides to self-eliminate for some reason.
He comes back two episodes later and is never heard from again.
This house is a convoluted maze of abs and creatine.
Reboot THAT, Netflix!!!!!!!
Im begging you!!!!!!
Rightfully, Brion is concerned if this ruse has messed with their chips and guac.
(It hasnt, thank God.)
Upon seeing this clip, she silently sits there, without crying.
For a woman who tears up at just about everything, Ashley definitely wasnt surprised.
But this is where consummate pro Mark L. Walberg comes in.
Youre believing a lie!
Of course, Mark L. Walberg isnt done yet.
Only problem is, an alarm goes off in the other house when someone enters it.
That way, the psychological torture can happenlive, while the act is happening.
Then its Natalie and Grants turn, who clearly arent bothered by the tents already broken-in mattress.
But Brion wont be outdone because this is when he gets his threesome on!
Im sorry where are the cameras in this bathroom?
Perhaps its for the best.
As Angel rightfully points out the next day on their date, Brion is full of contradictions.
Hes into polyamory, but also wants to come home to the same person every night.
He wants to strengthen his relationship with Shante, but balks at Angels deep questions.
This man has a lot of growing to do, andTemptation Islandmight not be the place to do it.
He hates seeing Ashley with other men, yet doesnt hesitate to kiss Natalie whenever it feels nice.
Grant doesnt see his relationship as fully over, despite cheating on her multiple times.
Tayler asks out life-of-the-party Yamen, who is finally getting the screen time he deserves.
They quickly rectify this the next day.
This should be a lesson for futureTemptation Islanders: The least controlling couple is actually coming out the strongest.
But at what point is it enough?
one-third of the threesome.
Shes confused, and I get it if group sex cant keep you around, what can?
The couples now get to send a brief, 30-second video message to their significant others or not.
This is not the ideal set-up.
This makes no sense to me or to Ashley, who doesnt send a response.
Tyler sent an equally confusing video, telling Tayler he loves her but saying nothing about his emotional affair.
When confronted with Taylers silence, Tyler immediately runs into Kays arms.
Sometimes men are very predictable.
After Brion gives a watered-down apology, Shante tells him that shes really and truly hurt by his actions.
Upon hearing this, Brion cries for the first time all season.
In more ways than one, the floodgates have opened and its far too late to stop the swell.
