Temptation Island
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Amiah pulls Brion aside to decline his date.
As a result, there are a couple of shots of Brion alone eating a very sad Icee.
Its what he deserves.
The rest of the couples head out on their dates, where theres a whole lot of making out.
Ashley and Danny at a pottery wheel!
Tayler and Yamen underneath a waterfall!
Grant and Natalie near a beach!
Kay and Tayler on a beach!
Every day, we get closer to a mouth herpes outbreak taking down this entire show.
Its time for the final bonfire … before the finalbonfire.
When Shante watches Amiah turn down Brion, shes disgusted by her boyfriends behavior.
Spoiler alert: she wont.
How fun for her.
), and Amiah forcing Brion to sleep on an air mattress.
After the final dates, the boys and girls meet for one final time.
Some things never change!
First to the final bonfire is Shante, whos wearing the revenge dress to end all revenge dresses.
This is the first of four times youll have to hear Mark L. Walberg say this.
Brion and Shante start off by saying what we already know: Shantes hurt and Brions sorry.
She then asks if he crossed any other lines besides the threesome, and he says no.
Excuse me, what about calling Amiah weird because she didnt want to discuss your love of rough sex?
Thats weird to me!
Later on, Mark prompts Brion to bring up what he learned from his childhood.
(Sorry, Mark!)
When she comes back, Shante seemingly wants to be single, saying she needs to choose herself.
However, when confronted with Brions layered apologies and man-tears, Shante folds.
Shes leaving the island with him.
He can give into temptation and get away with it.
The beauty ofTemptation Islandis that adulterers are supposed to get their just desserts.
Your every move is captured by hundreds of cameras.
If you mess up, your partnerwillsee it and immediately have the opportunity to take revenge with someone new.
But in Shante and Brions case, that didnt happen.
Its a deviation from the natural order ofTemptation Island, which is why this ending is particularly disappointing.
Luckily, the next two couples follow the formula to a tee.
Next up are Tayler and Tyler, who social distance from each other like its March 2020.
Tayler has prepared a memorandum of every way Tyler has messed up.
He wants someone soft and supportive, while shes the master of tough love.
Shes found her confidence in herself; hes found his confidence in someone else.
Tayler chooses to leave alone, while Tyler opts to bring Kay with him.
Its reflective of exactly who they are.
Meanwhile, Ashley whisks her22-year-old, Danny, off for some more island smooches.
Hey its not likeshehas a kid!Perfect Matchseason three, here she comes!
Finally, the Lino-Alexa engagement has come to lift our spirits from this sad, sad finale.
Harry Styles Lookalike Contest Fourth-Placer Lino enters with his shirt unbuttoned and a pearl necklace on.
Obviously, they choose to leave the island together, but … wheres the engagement?
Naturally, its next to the parking lot, where producers have hidden thousands of flowers and candles!
Lino gives the speech that he practiced on Nikki.
Alexa says yes and cries.
And isnt that whatTemptation Islandis all about?
