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See, this is why I hate when there are non-elimination episodes.
Why was the ejection of one of the most annoying players to ever play the game so drawn out?
This really was like an old-schoolSurvivorepisode in the worst possible way.
And then, getting really old school, there was a reward challenge.
The episode starts with the losing Yanu (a.k.a.
What drives me crazy about Bhanu is encapsulated in this first scene.
He tells Tiff and Q that he did something bad and then admits the truth to them.
After that, when theyre upset, he asks, Did I do something wrong?
Of course you did.
Even you know you did; thats why you told them it was bad.
Maybe, I dont know, just stop making all of these stupid mistakes!
Its so frustrating; I can only imagine what it was like being in a tribe with this dude.
His tribe is totally over it.
Kenzie sums it up perfectly, Why did he even come out here?
He could have just gone camping!
Yes, why indeed?
Now hes ruined four peoples games, including his own.
Whats even worse is what Kenzie points out.
They reamed him after the tribal council where they voted Jess out about not talking, and hestilldid it.
Next, we go over to Siga (a.k.a.
She places it in a tree near the water well and, right on cue, Maria reads it.
Moriah says she thinks its Tim, and Jem says it could be Ben or Tim.
This is what Jem wants, for the suspicion to fall on someone else.
But this whole gambit seems mislaid.
Jem might be laughing all the way to getting her torch snuffed.
Orange) comes in second, and Siga gets nothing.
At Yanu, they cant even enjoy their win because they have to teach Bhanu how to playSurvivor.
Hes so emotionally needy that he needs Kenzie to pledge shell help him.
When she gets a little testy, he goes to sulk in the woods.
Jesus, Mary, and Josephine Baker, get this man off of my television screen already.
Wait, this woman cantjump?
Thats like a basic human movement.
Not being able to swim is understandable.
Water can be scary.
Not being able to ride a bike, I get it.
Falling onto the pavement is hard.
Not being able to whistle, sure.
Its not scary, but do you need it?
How did she get this far in life without being able tojump?
Even Mario can jump from mushroom to mushroom, and hes a tiny-ass plumber with horrible knees.
At the immunity challenge, Jeff is on a raft and shouts, Come on in!
even though everyone is on motorboats and cant even hear him.
(Who are you talking to, Jeff?)
It took every ounce of self-control in Sodas body not to shout, Yeah, BUOYYYYYYYY!
when she arrived at this challenge.
I think Hunter needs to dial it back a bit at challenges.
Nami wins, and there is a showdown between Siga and Yanu, and Yanu loses once again.
Not only is he bad at camp, hes also terrible at challenges.
Can we just skip tribal and say the episode is over?
Sadly, she does not, and there are still about 20 minutes left.
Were going to spend another20 minutesfixated on Bhanu?
Thats like, what, the highlights of ten MrBeast videos?
The worst, however, is when he literally goes to Tiff and begs her on his knees.
She tells him straight up she wont talk to him until hes standing.
But why should any of these people keep him?
Tiff literally tells him shes voting for him and says its because he cant be trusted.
I think he needs to hear that hes annoying and bad at this.
Oh, hell no.
As Bhanu gets ready for tribal, he says, I learned honesty has no part in this game.
He keeps repeating how hes a superfan and watched every episode.
There has never, not even once, been an honest person who has won this game.
He should have known that before even filming an audition video.
Its like the last episode where he was looking for an idol by moving around coconuts.
When has there ever been an immunity idol under a coconut?
Does this guy even know the game that he purports to love so much?
