Survivor
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Ill take a stab at be 87 percent less insufferable.
He should ditch the accent work, but Ill take it over last weeks Shakespeare in the Park monstrosity.
In the last round, the remaining four players will compete as individuals.
More wrongful vote termination is frustrating as aSurvivorpurist, but why am I surprised?
and Jeff is like, Your fault, tough shit.
The individual phase is a classic foothold attrition challenge.
This creates a showdown between Kyle and Gabe.
Gabe, who hasnt had any food all season, successfully puts an end to Kyles winning streak.
Maybe Kyle is being smited by the vegetarian overlords for eating those buffalo wings the other day.
Jeff grants this request, and Gabe humiliates himself on national television for fifteen unbearable seconds.
This is one of my biggest gripes with New Era players they all have incurable theater kid energy.
Act like youve been there before!
However, Genevieve and her impeccably white teeth have other ideas.
Okay, maybe I overreacted a little before, but I didnt have all the facts!
The tower gets impressively tall, but Caroline ultimately takes the fall.
Rachel reconnects with Sam, her fellow bottom-feeder, and completely bungles the conversation.
It devolves into a semi-live Tribal, which I think should be banned.
When Jeff reads the votes, theyre unanimously against Sol.
Even Teeny voted for him, although she cries as he walks off.
And to his credit, he walks offlike a man.
No pressuring Jeff into an awkward hug with your unshowered body.
My only concern for her is: Was it worth it?
Before this vote, Kyle believed she wasnt a super social thinker, but he definitely does now.
