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OMG, Maria isfu… Oops.

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I forgot this is a family show.

OMG, Maria isscrewed.

He got to the voting booth and just blanked.

They really need to start feeding these people.

When were celebrating Lizs first poop in three weeks, then it has been taken to the extreme.

Give these kids some rice and beans, and give them some energy to strategize already.

I could never let someone go through something so scary alone.

Thats not who I am, she says in confessional.

Um, Im not crying, youre crying!

Charlie wins not only Chinese food but also letters from home.

Charlie also has the number 22 painted on his hand.

What is that about?

Is it a Taylor Swift thing?

hey tell me its not a Taylor Swift thing.

Im sorry, but thats just wrong.

Theyre also looking for idols, and Q finds one.

It seems like were headed for a straight-up duel.

Okay, now Charlies plan is fu … screwed.

What happens at camp afterward is truly exciting.

This guys game is more erratic than the Incredible Hulk on bath salts.

(And everyone hates him.)

It isnt I have no clue what is going on, its I cant wait to see what happens.

There are a few moving parts here.

Or Maria doesnt tell Q, they all vote for him, and hes gone.

There are some great, dramatic possibilities, and were just waiting to see how they play out.

Jeff Probst says, I watch a lot of police interrogation videos.

Okay, this might be the key to unlocking Jeffs psyche, but what does it mean exactly?

Does he watch them to figure out how to interrogate people on the show?

Does he watch because he loves forced confessions?

Does he watch because he wants to see criminals squirm?

Or maybe to see criminals get off?

Im gonna need at least a podcast episode and Jeffs YouTube history about this entire topic.

They get up to vote, and we see that everyone is voting Q.

We even learn his real name, which is Quintavius.

Or maybe its Q-nice.

Do we even know?

Couldnt we just stick with Q?

Theyre so snowed by everyone around them and so hungry for idols that they cant let them go.

Its like a parade of Gollums getting their torches snuffed with their preciouses still in their pockets.

Charlie knows he got two votes, and he knows that one is from Maria.

As we go into the final, who are we rooting for?

1 was a fatal mistake, and now I think she needs to pack it in.

Ben is a traditional goat.

That leaves us with Charlie.

Hes played all sides; hes been super-likable; and hes given everyone a reason to trust him.

I think if he can get Maria out before the finale, its his $1 million to lose.

Lets just pray he doesnt waste it all on Eras tour tickets.