Summer House
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The episode opens with one of the most insane things I have ever seen on reality television.
West is in the room he shares with Jesse Solomon (always both names!)
and knocks on the bathroom door, which is ajar.
Jesse sings back to him, Im poooOOOooooOOOOppppppping.
West thenopens the door moreand starts talking to Jesse about the convo he had with Ciara last episode.
Okay, there is the possibility that Jesse wasnt really pooping and that West knew that.
Let the man scroll Instagram while having his bowel movement in peace.
Do these boys have no boundaries?
The gangs Fourth of July party was, dare I say it, underwhelming bySummer Housestandards.
Yes, it was the boys versus the girls to see who could decorate better.
The weather did not look great, so maybe that was it?
And despite all the programming the boys had, the girls still handily defeated them.
Because they had the bar, duh.
There is a lot of talk about Jesse and Lexi (Lesse?
with the rest of the crew if he were in the Hamptons.
At Kyles party, Lexi asks if theyre moving too fast, and Ciara says, Ya think?!
I like Lexi, and I like this romance; I really do.
However, Im getting more and more worried about Lexi in a relationship.
That is really sweet.
We should all think that way … when were 26.
All of that on its own is fine.
It sounds like shes a lot like Ciara, who doesnt sleep around and is looking for a relationship.
The difference between the two is that Ciara is also the queen of the slow burn.
(She can put that on a T-shirt and sell it as merch if shed like.)
Lexi, however, says shes the opposite.
I love this for us as viewers; I hate this for poor Lexi and the guys shes with.
At this XXX orgy he apparently had two and a half partners.
How do you have a half partner?
Is it because they just did hand and mouth stuff and not P in V?
Was it because they kinda started, and then she got bored and walked away?
Was it a man?
Id like him way more if the half-partner was a man.
So far, this, being from Bangladesh, and being smashingly handsome is all we know about Imrul.
Im intrigued but skeptical of anyone who rides a motorcycle out to the house.
That includes our old friend Luke.
Also joining us this weekend is returning champion Danielle.
Lindsay says she would have if only she could have figured out how.
You have to respect her hustle.
What, was an 18-page email unavailable?
Also, why was he texting her the morning of the event?
Couldnt he say something to her in person?
The whole thing makes Kyle look weak.
His wife, sure.
His best friend, whatever.
His stupid mullet that stayed too long, no problem.
But come for Loverboy, you better watch out.
Did we watch the same show?
I thought Hannah got fired for being horrible at reality TV and because all the fans hated her?
It definitely wont outsell Paige and Hannahs upcoming Giggly Squad book.
