Summer House
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Sorry, let me walk that back; there was no non-Kyle-and-Amanda fight during this whole episode.
Also, why not offer Amanda some alternatives?
What about New Hampshire?
Moving out of the city doesnt need to beRabbit, Run.
Dont stand some moral ground that youve never stood on before in front of everyone.
Yes, the crew played a friendly game of volleyball on the beach together.
Two trips to the beach in one summer?
Did they double the production budget or something?
Did someone finally get Ciara over her crippling fear of seaweed?
The game, captained by high-school volleyball quarter champions Jesse Solomon (always both names!)
However, they only play to like six points.
Oh,hell to the no, to the no, no, no.
If Im doing all that work, Im going to need at least three sets.
At the beach, Kyle and Amanda have another chat.
Kyle says he wishes they were communicating better, and that is the exact bullshit Amanda is talking about.
Okay, we have been having this same fight since the Summer should be fun.
Amanda doesnt understand that Kyle needs to go out and party occasionally and stay out until 4 a.m.
They both just need to get over it, quite honestly, and by that, I mean compromise.
Part of the problem is they think the other is purposefully doing these things to hurt them.
Amanda tells their relationship coach that Kyle does this, knowing its going to upset her.
For Kyle, staying out until 4 a.m. with strangers is like breathing.
He needs it for his ego to survive.
Amanda just needs to learn not to get mad about it.
The same goes for Kyle.
He needs to help her embrace her slower speed.
Just give each other more room to be yourselves.
(This is my advice to literally all couples in the universe.)
Kyles other problem is that Amanda makes these digs at him and he doesnt feel like she likes him.
(Speaking of which, you just know that Amanda has an amazingly angsty LiveJournal out there somewhere.)
But thats the thing about these two.
Do you want half of your precious babys DNA to come from this Mulleted American?
Maybe reconsider before you call the relationship coach again.
Carl and Lindsay (a.k.a.
She says that she and Carl had sex that day, and no one came.
But that doesnt mean they need to have a horrible sex life.
He could pleasure Lindsay and rock her world.
They could have intercourse with the understanding that Carl may not make it to the finish line.
They could just share some porn and help each other diddle those Skittles.
It broke my heart more than a little to see Lindsay look absolutely stunning in her Berta dress.
Did you know her dress is from Berta?
Did you see the sign in the store?
Who made that dress?
Okay, weve seen it enough times now that Lindsay got her dress for free.
That makes me feel a little bit better since she never got to wear it down the aisle.
I love you both.
He takes her out to the hot tub, and they have a bit of a canoodle.
Youre so good at that, he tells his new friend, who replies, I know.
But we all have that clarity this summer.
