Summer House
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Im really digging the West/Ciara situation that is going on.
(Should we call them Cest?
Things arent looking as good for Amanda and Kyle.
The rest of the party goes off without a hitch … except Jesse Solomon (always both names!)
There must be something more down the road?
Shes mad because Paige told her that Kyle said shes not ready for children.
We all know this is a projection.
Kyle is a commitment-phobe.
We watched seasons one through five of this very program right here with all the evidence of this.
Kyle is never going to be ready for children because he will never be able to make that commitment.
Kyle is saying that Kyle isnt ready for children.
Even if Loverboy was available in Whole Foods across the country … Oh, wait.
Even if Loverboy regularly sold out of its merch …
It has nothing to do with the money and everything to do with Kyle.
I can see why Amanda is pissed off about this.
Of course shes going to be a great mother.
Do you see the way she treats those dogs?
They have a little dinner together and … Every married couple needs to talk shit about their partner.
I have several friends where all we do when we have dinner is slag off those were married to.
As bad as it is for Kyle and Amanda, it is even worse for Carl and Lindsay.
What did you think would happen when Americas premiere sandwich artist finally showed up in the Hamptons?
It was always going to be chaos, but this wasnt the chaos I was predicting.
She has a little clash with West, who is coming in as Larls friend, mind you.
Lindsay asks if its a hot room.
West tells her to check the temp and let him know, being kind and deferential the whole time.
She says, I know the house.
Ive been here for years.
This is not about the actual house.
Hes a good egg, our West.
Then its 12:30, and its time to go out.
We dont get to see what happened next because it happened in the car without cameras.
Couldnt we have gotten a reenactment like this wasDatelineor something?
It gets worse at the club.
Shes saying this to everyone in the cast that can listen.
She responds, Let me know when youre sober.
This is terrible on so many levels.
But her friend Gabby and her sorta-friend Danielle were both going to be in that car.
Anyway, that is no reason to take this all out on Carl.
Lindsay goes to the place that she knows is going to hurt Carl the most: his sobriety.
But how would she go there so quickly?
Everyone thinks Carl is sober.
What is wrong with Lindsay?
(That is a rhetorical question.)
The worst is that Lindsay said this to everyone in the house.
Dude, if Kyle and Amanda are coming for your relationship, then your shit is entirely busted.
It seems like were up for a whole summer of this and at least another week of this fight.
Shouldnt summer be fun?
