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Im totally with Gabby.
Whats even worse about a bus party in New Jersey is that your whole evening is blown.
You cant stop off for dinner on the way home.
You cant peel off and go with your besties for a nightcap.
As for kickball, okay, sure, I would have gone.
But the moment things get competitive, Im out.
Did you see West diving to catch a ball and then doing like three rolls after catching it?
Just watching it caused me to break out in homosexual hives.
My sporting career was much more similar to Lindsays and Lexis.
That looks like so much work.
Maybe hes doing the right thing and wearing condoms?
Maybe hes like the modern gay dude and is on a combination ofPrEPandDoxyPEP?
All Im saying is that lots of sex doesnt mean diseases.
All Im saying is stay safe out there, and lets not assume that promiscuity is necessarily diseased.
Should we talk about the fucking show already?
Damn, Sharon is getting all up in here!
Not much happens at the party, but it does seed some activity that plays out later.
Solid joke, Lindz.
(Same goes for Ciara skipping Wests kickball game.)
But the way that Lindsay and Carl are each handling the bust-up of Larl is very different.
I am of the opinion that the end of their relationship was a bullet dodged.
They were clearly wrong for each other and they both behaved in terrible ways that hurt the other.
I would consider this breakup no-fault and best for all parties involved, including us sitting at home.
So why did Linds have to go so hard against Carl when talking about the event to Gabby?
I dont need to celebrate you talking about doing something in the future, Lindsay says.
Its still an inaction, and he wasted even more money.
She might be right.
No one from the cast is bullish on the long-term prospects of the endeavor.
But Lindsay is out of this relationship, she has a new boyfriend, shes pregnant.
Why is she so upset about this?
Carl is no longer her problem.
Gabby needed more follow-ups.
Come on, Gabby.
You have one job!
Also, Carl could have met her dad at the game and said he is on a reality show.
Lils dad says, Oh, my daughter wants to be a reality-TV show producer.
Would you talk to her?
Carl says yes, she DMs, sends the number, its totally innocent.
There is a world in which all of this is innocent.
Or not!It could be what Lindsay says it was and that is bad.
Im sorry, but this is no worse than what Lindsay is currently doing.
First of all, the timeline with the new BF is quick.
Even without the pregnancy, she jumped back on the horse fast.
Secondly, Lindsay is pretending to be so over it.
Lexi says that she has never seen him flirt with Ciara so she wasnt even thinking about it.
Hes not going to flirt with Ciara in front of Lexi.
Even Jesse isnt that oblivious.
That sex was off-camera, mind you.
It can be done.
At the kickball game, the boys and girls are chatting in separate groups like its a sixth-grade dance.
Then Bailee says that Jesse got his toe sucked.
And not just one.
Even worse is what Lindsay tells Lexi while theyre cosplaying me at my T-ball game in the infield.
Other words starting with G. Gobsmacked!
Thats what Jesse was.
He wants to make the best with Lexi.