Summer House
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In this episode, West and Jesse Solomon (always both names!)
continued to have absolutely no boundaries with each other.
But as theyre peeing, theyre also talking about it.
Kyle finally goes up to the Pillow Prince and tells him he wants to chat.
Craig says to wait in the dingy for him, hes going to get another drink.
Craig says he informed Kyle and doesnt think he did anything wrong.
Hes mad that Kyle called him a liar in front of the whole world.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
If there is one thing the Bravosphere knows, it is that Craig is a liar.
Theres even a storyline on the season that just wrapped up.
What was Loverboy even doing there?
Yes, he and Austenjust opened a restaurant, but stores?
Yes, this whole thing is starting to make a lot more sense.
She denies him and walks away.
She basically says its impossible.
Jesse of course tells West about this and he does not love what shes saying.
I really see both sides here.
That means Ciara is, as West says, continuing to talk shit about him to his friends.
Jesse sees that as a window that he could have gotten with Ciara if he had tried.
She asks him why he didnt, and he says that his friend called dibs.
Thats what I like to hear.
Later, when Amanda asks him if he would date Ciara, he says, Im a heterosexual man.
The way Jesse was acting with Ciara was totally on another level.
OMG, imagine if he met a Molly at Burning Man?
McDonalds does not travel!
They could do better.
Its after the club when things really go down.
It starts when Imrul brings back two girls from the club who are probably named Polly and Molly.
Im of two minds about this.
However, Imrul is starting to drive me a little crazy.
That might have been her idea.
This seems to go against the ethos of being on a reality show.
Such is the price of fame.
But heres the thing.
Imrul wants us to know he gets more bones than a Petco.
West had a hookup and did it outside of the property.
They told us about it, but thats not enough for Imrul.
He needs us to know hes shagging and for us to know its happening all the time.
it’s possible for you to fuck.
Give us something else.
If he can do magic, he could bang Lil, Carls wannabe girlfriend.
But as Ciara says in the midseason trailer, at some point its just going to get annoying.
Anyway, Imrul brings back two girls and Jesse Solomon wants to go see what is going on.
He barges into the room and stays, the editors tell us, for 37 minutes.
After this Jesse leaves the room and goes into his own bed.
The next morning, he tells everyone this whole story, thinking theres nothing wrong with it.
He says he turned the girls down because being with Lexi is better than a foursome.
But, oh, Nelly, is Lexi not going to feel this way.
He got his toe sucked as a joke.
It was a silly little lark.
He went into the room just to see what was going on.
Jesse always wants to be a part of the excitement, always at the center of the group.
Thats what makes him great at this show.
Jesse is so fucked.
Lexi has also admitted to being more jealous and possessive than most.
To make things with Lexi even worse, Jesse then goes and tells everyone about it.
