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Well, maybe thats not exactly true.

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She did have an overly complicated costume to prepare for, so I will let this one slide.

The other crazy Ciara thing I noticed has to do with her manager, Derek.

But there was something familiar about this Derek character.

Not in his face, but in his voice, in his mannerisms.

No, it cant be.

I did a quick Google search for DerekA List: New York, and I was right.

(Also, why cant we have a gay reality show that works other thanDrag Race?

Where isSummer House: Fire Island Pines?)

She sits down with Gabby and asks her if shes flirting with anyone.

Gabby says that everyone acts as if shes incapable of it.

But, unlike Danielle, I dont think her lack of game is a problem.

While that is a strategy that obviously works quite well for Danielle, it is not for everyone.

Thats totally cool too.

I get where both of these women are coming from.

However, at the party, it doesnt go nearly as smoothly.

There is nothing that can be done to help Gabby at this moment.

Her feelings are valid, but her reaction seems a little outsized.

Just let her sobs echo against the tile until they stop.

Paige tells Danielle that she made Gabby cry, and Danielle says, Thats stupid.

The thing about founders and CEOs is that a successful one would never call herself that.

God, people, shut up.

A frazzled Danielle only talks to Amanda for a second before leaving the room.

Both Amanda and Paige read this to mean that Danielle doesnt take Amanda seriously as a person.

How long would you leave Joe the Balloon Guy alone?

Of course Danielle sealed that particular deal.

Every night when I say my rosary, one Hail Mary is always for the night-vision technology onSummer House.

The rest of the episode is really only about Amanda and Larl, but not together.

That place is nastier than a Sbarro bathroom.

The show could go on without Amanda, but it wouldnt be as good or nearly as peaceful.

The girls are right; Amanda needs to try something on her own without Kyle.

She decides she wants to design swimsuits.

I hearBeverly Beachis looking for new ownership.

While I see how Lindsaywantsthat, I cant ever imagine thats what shell do.

Shes just like that.

Shes a hustler; she likes to work, and she has lots of energy.

Thats who she is.

Carl is not that.

Hes always struggled professionally since we met him in his More Life days.

But these arent the only struggles Larl is facing.

But Larl is the opposite of a rosy picture.

(What is that?

A thorny picture, I guess?)

Carl says that their fights get so intense that he wonders if he is the right person for Lindsay.

Lou says, That is not indicative of a healthy relationship.