Southern Charm
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(I guess that makes her assumption in theSummer Housetrailerthat they will break up even more prophetic.)
Why put his boys in a cryogenic slumber?
You know they would have used that audio.
This is the central nexus around the show, and it continues to survive and thrive.
The rest of the cast is barely worth mentioning and seems entirely outside the story line.
At this point, is it even worth keeping these ancillary characters around?
When will a single one of them earn their keep?
At least Molly is doing chores around the house.
I also hope that I never live somewhere that I might actually have a FROG.
I think that Craig is less into crafting than he is into having gadgets.
Well, I guess that makes me crazy.
Everyone converges at a very fancy restaurant for Miss Patricias 77th-birthday party, and she looks fantastic.
Know what the best thing you’ve got the option to do for your skin is?
I mean, look at this lady!
She says its all thanks to regular visits to the dermatologist, the dentist, and martinis.
Its a good combination.
Talk at dinner turns to why Craig isnt invited, and they say that hes out of town.
The problem is that none of them have thought to do the same.
There also seem to be some incorrect assumptions about how much Craig is actually doing.
Then we get a reminder that Jerry is secretly the hottest guy onSouthern Charm.
Does he want to be gay?
Wait, thats too many people to visit the Eiffel Tower.
Where should we go?
The Pentagon, I guess.
This should be logistically interesting.
Also, someone needs to get booted.
However, while Jerry may be doing the work, Craig has the hardest job.
They should all be so smart to get a Jerry.
They should all be doing this.
Shep thinks Craig is too worried about his image.
Shep says, Its important to be honest and human, and the image will take care of itself.EEEEEHHHHH.
Shep is honest and human, and what is his image?
I mean, do I need to go on?
Actually, we need to quote Craig here.
Making money, getting healthy, and fucking my girlfriend.
Thats what I wanna do.
But it seems like he still wants to be invited to and included in things.
Craig is like, Still invite me!
But why waste the time?
I think the problem here is that Craig wants everything on his terms.
He wants them to come to his house to hang out.
Craig wants them to do what Craig wants to do.
Craig wants everyone to grow up a little bit just like him.
Okay, its good to want things, but thats not how friendships work.
Its about give and take, its about compromise.
Its about going to your friends house occasionally.
Its about showing them that youre making an effort to keep things alive.
Craig issues a final ultimatum to Austen to either swim in his pool or leave.
At least Craig has the pool robot to keep him company.
