Southern Charm
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What the hell is Sienna doing?
I dont get what her game plan or intention is.
Yeah, that seems like a much better option.
The episode starts with Shep going shopping for vacation clothes with Molly.
Hes sorting through a rack of Hawaiian shirts with matching shorts, but he is in the wrong store.
Dude, that is about as cool as the surface of several suns.
The drama between Shep and Sienna is already starting to seep into the group.
When Rodrigo is at lunch with Taylor, he gets a call from Shep and puts him on speakerphone.
Shep tells Rod hes conflicted about Sienna and getting mixed signals, and says that shes inexperienced.
When she finally answers, she says shes going to meet Shep at the hotel much later.
Seeing Shep and her friends, to her, is like scheduling a cleaning at the dentist.
Thats just how every boyfriend wants to feel, like taking a number at the DMV.
Dont worry, though; Shep has a plan!
I dont know, bro.
I feel like there is nothing to say to her.
The note should have been like one from eighth grade: Are you going to be my girlfriend?
There is a huge suite for the four boys and one for the four girls.
He is not wrong.
However, this is a free trip that is also a work event, so share he will!
Also, Craig just assumes theyre going to force him to share.
Austen and Rodrigo could just take the sharable room, which is what they do to calm the beast.
Why even throw a hissy fit before the rooms are decided?
Did she book the hotel?
Did she assign the rooms?
Did she greet them at the airport to show them her home?
No, she did not.
(Seriously, dont try it.)
Is this even real?
Isnt this a bit of a self-own for Taylor?
Taylor springs back admirably.
When Shep says he did feel the love, Taylor asks, Where?
On the tip of your dick?
Okay, that is solid work.
That is the most that Taylor has given us this season.
It isallTaylor has given us this season.
That becomes abundantly clear when she arrives on the scene.
Yes, just like Kristen Doute onThe Valley, Craig is a world-renowned empath.
Just ask him to realign your chakras and give you a sound bath.
Craig knows the vibe is off, and so should anyone witnessing this.
Thats why I said I dont get what Siennas game is.
Why not say, Have fun at the resort, but things are over with us?
Is it that she wants to do the decent thing and break up with him in person?
I dont get it.
What is her plan here?
Is she just, and this is always a distinct possibility, like this?
Wrong move, bro!
Craig was right, he should have been in a T-shirt and looking cool when she got there.
He should have just left the product in his hair and not made it all messy.
None of this is her job, and none of it is going to endear him to her.
For a man that she has been having sex with for the past six months?
