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This was an episode all about awkward conversations.

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After his fight after Mollys tuba concert, Craig is mad that he did too.

Craig says that Austen is taking his friendship for granted.

Are we sure thats not the other way around?

Is she sure this is a good idea?

It would be a shame if that all went away.

But I think Molly takes the cake.

Is that even a thing?

How do they do that?

Do they grow back like Meredith Marks unsinkable breasts?

Why would you do this to yourself?

And do I need my gums cut?

Someone check my gums.

Shep is angry that she got back from a trip and didnt text him.

When she responded to his Where are you?

But shes throwing it back at him and I love it.

Torture this man via iMessages until the next Summer Olympics.

He says to chill out a bit, let her miss him, and shell come back.

Though Shep thinks Craig gives better relationship advice than Austen (really?

), I agree with Austen on this point.

If Shep gives her a bit of space and she comes back to him, then shes interested.

If it fritters away, then, well, it fritters away, and Shep knows her intentions.

Either way, give her the space she requests.

Speaking of her intentions, thats when we finally get to the good conversation.

It will be a lark.

Lets see what happens.

Patricia drops the other Malibu-covered kitten heel.

She says that Sienna had reached out to Whitney on Raya before she started dating Shep.

Now, it looks like shes using these guys to get herself on a reality show.

Okay, back to awkward conversations.

Austen seems practically giddy, like this is the friend he knows and they will repair things.

Ugh, this is just gross.

This is a hard conversation because, well, Craig is just wrong the entire time.

Craig says that Austen started this all by coming to Craigs house and insulting him.

But thats not the way support works.

For a friend to want to support you, you gotta support them back.

Craig is not giving any reciprocation here.

They just want to hang out and eat oysters in the middle of the day.

They just want quality time with him.

Craig mentions that they see each other recording the podcast and at the gym, but thatswork.

These guys just want Craig totry.

That is his choice.

But I wonder how long that is going to last.

But there is a way for Craig to have both if he just wouldnt be so stubborn.

Onto our next, and worst, conversation.

Then JT shows up, and no one wants to see him.

JT needs to define this a bit more here.

Is this a girl he has been seeing exclusively for three months?

Is this some girl he met on Tinder and has been on four dates with?

We need more info.

He says this new girl disqualifies them moving forward, and his logic is pretty sound.

But this seems like a mess of his own devising.

Why cant he date two girls at once?

If both of them know hes dating around, why is that so bad?

It only becomes bad if and when hes breaking one of their trust.

Yes, at some point, hes going to choose, but why put Venita on ice unnecessarily?