Southern Charm
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Is it for the show?
Is he just like this?
Seriously, I want to know.
It reminds me of back when Ashley was on the show.
He says its especially valuable because its zoned as a hotel.
I dont know what that means, but cant he just make it a hotel?
Why not run a hotel?
His sister tells him it is insensitive and says he should write Patricia an apology letter.
This is such a brilliant idea.
Like, what is JT even talking about?
I hate to say it again, but its weird!
Then he wants to know if he upset Miss Pat, and they say that he did.
Then he gets even stranger.
Secondly, this guy is dealing with thyroid cancer (poor dear!
), and he has better things to think about.
Second secondly, couldnt Madison just show Brett an episode of the show?
In fact, what kind of self-own is JT going for just bringing up the incident?
This is a totally valid thing to do on a reality show.
However, he goes about it all wrong.
He basically tells two of Austens friends, Oh, hes up to his old tricks again.
Hes dating all these girls, blah, blah, blah.
Of course theyre going to take his side.
Shep says to him, Whats wrong with you?
Stop all of it.
Craig takes it even further, Do you want to be friends with us?
Thats basically Craig threatening his job.
JT is so mad that he storms out and immediately returns to his lair, dubbed the Pillow Palace.
But what Austen is or is not doing behind his girlfriends back has nothing to do with JT.
If he is sleeping around on her, is that great?
But who is JT, a single boat shoe looking for its purpose, to bring it up?
Let Austen make his own damn mistakes.
(At least he finally learned to barbecue.)
The same goes for his husband, Dr. Eddie.
Theyre going to love it when I show them the Eiffel Tower.
Theyre going to love it so, so much.
Patricia is trying to rekindle their amorousness, but Whitney is oblivious.
I know that Whitney is probably joking.
I know that Whitney thinks that he can say things like that to her because theyre friends.
But I really hope he makes it right with Molly.
