RuPauls Drag Race All Stars
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Im not going to do all of us the disservice of calling this an episode ofRuPauls Drag Race.
but nothing like this.
Nothing that purported to be a real episode of TV and then wasnt.
And whats worse is that it made the rest of the season worse by extension.
Then it didnt even have the kindness to give us some good drag.
Or, to be honest, any drag.
This was cute, but in the context of the episode, it felt like a time filler.
For what its worth, it got them up to the seven-minute point.
I cant say I was bored, but I certainly was notinterestedin watching this.
This brought us 22 minutes into the episode for those keeping track.
What Im saying: This was rather … uhhhh … padded.
If Im picking, I say Nina.
Her daughter was the most fun.
It is then announced that the Talent Show will give the winning girls three badges.
This was a bad twist last season and a bad twist this season.
No one elses work matters at all.
Why did I spend my time on this?
Everything possible is built to disincentivize anyone caring about their challenge performances.
These lunches are largely perfunctory.
Sorry, I know some girls cry, but it all feels far too manufactured to affect me.
Shes stilted and awkward and doesnt really banter.
It feels like someone a bit bored at work.
For what its worth: Everyone should basically vote for Roxxxy.
The only thing worse than you not getting it is one of your competitors getting it.
Nina also votes for Roxxxy, which she thinks is a strategic discarding of her vote.