Only Murders in the Building
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And that very well may be the case depending onThe Devil Wears Prada 2s shooting schedule.
A lesson to all aspiring screenwriters: be so good that they cant kill you.
One wrong move from a pigeon and splat.
He doesnt want to make the same mistake twice.
Any excuse to see more Richard Kind.
The problem is that his friends killer has a gun.
Having just one copy of her script might have been Sazzs craziest daredevil move of all.
Back that shit up to the cloud, diva!
Marshall tells us that the screenplay was great, but he wouldnt admit that to Sazz.
Its not very good.
But everybodys gotta start somewhere, he tells her, and we can see poor Sazzs heart break.
Seeing a normally confident and bombastic Sazz with her tail between her legs is brutal.
The next thing he knew, they were making it into a movie.
To quote the great Scooby-Doo, ruh roh.
He shoots her, but before she dies, she assures Marshall that her number one will get him.
This of course is not good.
Welcome to the end of your movie, Marshall says, just like a villain in aScreammovie.
But just as theyre staring death in the face, someone shoots Marshall.
Storywise … sure, it works, its fine, but it is a little convenient.
It feels like this seasons loose ends are being wrapped up a little more hurriedly than were used to.
So where do we go from here?
Oh, that explains why we got that shoehorned news report about him last week!
I was excited at the prospect of this as a fresh framing gear for a new season.
Plus, theres only been a handful of incidents so far.
My apartment building has seen far worse, and there are hardly any character actresses there.
But Mrs. Caccimelio says that the Arconia is actually closely connected to her husband in some way.
Guess well have to wait until next season to find out what exactly that means.
But just think about all the fun guest stars well get with a mafia-centric season.
Id be sadder if he hadnt been letting all those killers into the building this whole time.
