Nobody Wants This
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Weve all been there: the Shame Spiral.
Being human is fun, isnt it?
But only one includes a shitty booty call with Ryan Hansen!
Find out which, below!
Or its in Gods hands now, depending on whom you ask.
The majority of the waiting room, including Bina, Esther, and Rebeccas parents, blames Noah.
Rebecca has been heartbroken, and it led to her being distracted and caused her accident.
Its a shame she had to have an accident to get you to pay attention to her!
Rebeccas mom yells at Noah upon his arrival.
And once Rebeccas parents find out about the little blonde hes been hanging out with, chaos erupts.
Hes breaking up the entire family, she heaps on top of all this.
Ilans kind of the best.
But dont tell Bina that she would honestly flip.
Remember when Esther said shed run Sasha over with her car?
Yeah, Bina would do that.
Elsewhere, Joanne is having her own meltdown.
Still floating after that kiss, she texts Noah, That was a great kiss.
I think I might be pregnant, and begins to spiral when he doesnt respond.
Even that guy has judgments about Joanne dating a rabbi.
But hey, she could totally see Joanne with a cult leader.
That pairing makes sense.
She says it like a compliment, but its definitely an insult.
Hes a rabbi, he has a different brain than you, Morgan tells her sister.
It sends Joanne deeper down her spiral.
Why is she an idiot?
Why does she always have to make jokes out of everything?
Okay, so she doesnt fluff her up; she just makes things worse.
Like, relatively speaking.
But even Kyle catches on to what Joannes trying to do.
Hes not going to make her feel better.
But he does makeusfeel better because, hey, we get a littleVeronica Marspseudo-reunion, and thats fun!
Puppy snuggles are nice, but is she not at all concerned about fleas?
Except she has no reason to be sad about Noah because she finds him sitting on her stoop.
She knew hed get it.
