No Good Deed
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Lets talk about what we know about that night by the end of Private Showing.
Around the time of Jacobs death, there was a burglar breaking into homes in the area.
The crime spree was scary enough for Lydia to demand they get a gun in the house.
Im sorry, I have zero qualms speaking ill of the dead.
Anyway, we know which way that whole gun argument went.
(And which way the asshole thing went.
Its been three years, grow up!)
and sitting inside is a pillowcase full of jewelry, including the Rolex JD mentioned.
And he kept it all this time.
The Rolex has suddenly come in handy in Pauls present thanks to another fun little meeting with Mikey.
Which I guess means Paul somehow slept through a piano being moved out of his house?
Someone find out what sleeping pills hes taking; I need a rec!
(Hes not, like, the most creative extortionist, you know?)
Looks like keeping that Rolex wasnt such a bad idea after all.
While Pauls off having a particularly frustrating day, Lydias at home stewing in her grief.
Well, first, he tries to do an impression of the lady inPoltergeistscreaming Carole Anne!
and then he laughs at her.
Nope, he torpedoes that hopefulness right out of Lydia.
When Sarah finds Lydia later in the living room, Lydia comes clean about her sons whereabouts.
Theres a connection between them.
Dont keep things from each other, even when its bad.
It seems like a lot for Sarah to tell a complete stranger but you know what?
And apparently she is relentless when it comes to discovering the truth of a situation.
Lydia isnt wrong to worry that Leslie might start digging around in earnest.
It would certainly explain a lot about Paul and Lydias behavior.
And yet, were only at episode two here.
Im preparing myself for a few twists and turns and Id advise you to do the same.
She begs JD for forgiveness while simultaneously reminding him that he can no longer get it up for her.
So, like, not the best apology.
We also learn that JD recently had a 5150 episode.
What is up with this dude?
Lydia thinking about texting Paul with the water-gun emoji made me cackle.
In case you missed it: That pillowcase full of the burglars booty also had a bullet casing inside.
Hmm, theres a lot of evidence just sitting in that house waiting to be found!