Mayfair Witches
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This is a serious question: What is Rowan even doing here anymore?
The only active thing she does is actively reject opportunities to do things.
And opportunities are literally handed to her.
Only then does Rowan bother to ask to see Moira, and Mrs. Mayfair immediately obliges.
Rowan cant keep up with her own priorities, let alone mastermind anybody elses.
as if Lashers well-being was her stated priority all along.
Sure you will, Ro.
The 500-year-old church where Lasher used to be a priest.
Now, Lasher remembers everything and has decided to go through with the magic wedding.
Another flawlessly executed Rowan strategy that accomplished absolutely nothing.
(Lashers bodies are disposable, like single-use plastics.)
By the way, congrats on the promotion, Sip, you absolute boob.
Once upon a time, Lasher was born a bastard son to a beloved queen Mary Stuart, maybe?
By the way, thanks for the uterus-rental, Rowan.
Now, he and Em can get married and make babies, which is his lifes true purpose.
So, she stays for the wedding.
She has to watch her baby boy say, I do, after all.
Thats the whole ceremony, by the way.
And does it occur to Rowan at any point in the morning to check on Lark?
No, of course, it doesnt.
Obviously the Scottish Mayfairs dont realize that Rowan is useless by nature.
Its easy to see where Rowan got her inflated sense of her own perceptiveness.
As predicted, Ian is playing Cortland like a second-hand bagpipe.
But since Cortlands only redeeming quality is his facility with pattern-mixing, Im happy to let him rot.
Does Lark being tied to the familys bodies now mean that Bonnie is off the hook?
If so, thats one accomplishment for Rowan, almost.
Everyone tells Rowan she really just likes the power Lasher gives her, and they are right.
