Mayfair Witches
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Well, gee, what happened in The Innocents?
An entire team of Talamasca led a Taltos-baby rescue mission.
A whole action sequence took out 90 percent of the Mayfair clan.
Julien and Rowan both drank a goblet of Lashers blood, making them super-witches.
Lark and Rowan broke up for good.
And the whole team returned to New Orleans in time to save Jojo and Daphne.
So, it must have been an exciting, action-packed episode, right?
It mostly played out like an Escape Room designed for first-graders.
I hope these plot points rest in peace because they surely will not be remembered.
ButMayfair Witcheshas two options for conflict.
No resolution or immediate resolution.
Sip tells Polina in Dutch (Sip speaks Dutch?)
about the trust tab I mistakenly thought hed already used on Moira.
All they have to do is tag the surly watchman and hell do whatever they say.
But that is neither here nor there.
of Lashers 9-year-old newborns.
Lasher is dead for real this time.
Well, that was fun.
Why didnt the Mayfairs do this 500 years ago when they killed Lasher the first time?
Because yeah,thatis the plot hole were all really concerned with right now.
(How did the Talamasca get there so fast?
Why are you still asking questions?)
Oh, and Julien/Cortland kills Polina.
All of this happens before noon, by the way.
God, how much longer do we have to go now?
With a cooler full of Lashers blood in tow.
(How did they get it from his body?
Actually, never mind.)
Right now, were focused on Lark shrewdly deciding that this relationship isnt going to work out.
Bring on the amnesia tea that will make him forget he and Rowan ever met.
Does he know hes in Scotland, though?
Does he still have his flight information?
Who cares, saysMayfair Witches.
Cut to back in New Orleans, where the house is looking rough but still standing.
And Julien/Cortland is watching from the bushes.
The end, I guess.
