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Despite the Lacheys best efforts, we dont get enough revelations to justify a 97-minute runtime.

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There were definitely moments where I leaned in, but there were too many missed opportunities.

Dont get me wrong, this reunion was definitely an improvement from past seasons!

But I still think we deserve better.

Our first juicy bit of information comes from Jeramey.

He confirms that he is dating Sarah Ann, who walks out to scattered applause.

(Do we clap?

No, Jeramey says.)

When Vanessa brings up the Apple Watch theory, Jeramey fumbles and cant explain himself.

He and Laura end up bickering about what happened, and Sarah Ann jumps in and makes things worse.

Sarah Ann says many words, but the most memorable ones are blase blah.

Back at the reunion, Jimmy is not amused.

Meanwhile, Jessica admits to removing Sarah Ann from a group chat with the other women in the cast.

Sarah Ann and Jeramey insist their ups and downs helped them realize theyre really in love.

However, the Lacheys question how genuine Sarah Ann is.

Sarah Ann says she made the video because of hate she was getting online.

But our hosts are pretty stuck on the possibility that this was all for entertainment.

Ultimately, Sarah Ann and Jeramey apologize to Laura, who says shes been waiting for accountability.

Nick and Vanessa expose him for having a girlfriend throughout the experiment.

She calls him pumpkin.

Were supposed to believe that if Chelsea had chosen him, he wouldve been fully committed.

Trevor adds that he needs a lot of therapy, and was genuinely upset when he left the show.

An unimpressed Jessica says Trevor couldve better defended Chelsea from the internets wrath.

After Trevor makes a hasty exit, its time to check in with Clay and AD.

(I hope her little nieces were included too.)

You are a good guy, she relents.

No one asks AD and Clay about theThanksgiving footage, or his financial reasoning for saying no.

We do learn that Clays dad has said sorry, not directly, but in his way.

Meanwhile, Amy and Johnny are still obsessed with each other.

We get a sweet montage of their first year of marriage.

Theyve talked through disagreements, but still havent had a huge fight.

The next phase of the reunion is structured around viewer questions read aloud by formerLove Is Blindcast members.

Here, Netflixs choices about how to fill time get more confusing.

We only had one couple get married this season.

Johnny says condoms were always an option but he just didnt know that much about birth control.

How long did it take them to reconcile?

What is their relationship like now?

Its an odd choice not to prioritize these questions over stuff like whether Chelsea regrets that Megan Fox comment.

The reunion instead introduces beef between Jessica and Jimmy that doesnt get fully resolved.

Jimmy doubles down, hedging that it was 45 minutes at most.

After Jessica calls for receipts, Netflix shows us that the total time of that date was 133 minutes.

Brittany affirms her commitment to wait until marriage.

The last major revelation is about Matthew, who declined to attend the reunion.

For AD, the issue is still mostly about how she opened up about her late father.

(Clay pretends not to care.)

But she says the relationship ultimately fizzled because of lifestyle differences.

But hearing them speak at length about pregnancies and new jobs at Netflix?

Im still proud the Lacheys came with receipts I just hope they use them better next time.

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