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The first version of this recap consisted of three words:Benjamin Motherfucking Bratt.

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Benjamin Bratt deserves more than just three words.

And Molly Wells really did deserve Benjamin Bratt, so onward.

We find our favorite little billionaire horned up as hell.

No landscaper can water even but one herb without her drooling over him.

that forces Sofia to take action.

She is frank with her boss: Molly is horny.

Being this horny is making her weird.

Molly should head over to a bar with some cleav out.

Its time to re-focus and re-center herself after her first relationship post-divorce ended up being such a disaster.

I mean, there was literal shit water involved; its a pretty low bar there.

Adding layers to a character while also giving us a hilarious plot so you can do so?

ThatsLoots superpower, and thats exactly whats happening here.

Because then Molly goes to that retreat.

Boy, oh, boy, does she go to that retreat.

Molly cant even sit down correctly after that.

The guttural moan Molly releases in that moment is a war cry for horny women everywhere.

The best part about the entire scenario is that the feeling is very much mutual.

Theres just this energy between us, he tells her.

It is music to Mollys ears.

The two of them, frankly, are happy to be caught and kicked out by the retreat leader.

Screw the meditation retreat; they are going to screw each other at the closest Four Seasons.

As Benjamin Bratt puts it, they will be like two Minions passing in the night.

Honestly,Lootcouldve phoned in all the subplots in this episode and it wouldve been worthy of five stars.

But is that what they did?

Instead, they give us Joel Kim Booster just being a straight-up comedy icon, okay?

She is only used to crying happy tears at work, so this is really a departure for her.

What about the uncle who let the familys winery fall apart and also has a mysteriously missing wife?

Before long, Nicholas and Sofia are steeped in the drama.

We used to stand for something.

And so Nicholas takes matters into his own hands.

Thats me but for this moment inLoot.

Howard and Arthur are auditioning potential heels (villains) for Howards wrestling league.

Its going to be so beautiful I can hardly stand it.

One time I had really bad pink eye and I watched tenLaw & Orders back to back.

You really helped me through that, she says, sincerely grateful.

Im sorry, but Ainsley is just so funny.

She wished upon a star for help, and it happened?

What is her life?

She is the perfect little mystery.

You look like Grimace taking a shit.

Update: An earlier version of this recap read daddy when Arthur actually searched zaddy.

It has been updated to fix this egregious error.