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We dont deserve Maya Rudolph.

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When she gets asked to walk in a special L.A. Shes got it so bad for this guy!

I mean, possibly.

Molly is in for the fashion show and seems to feel pretty great about it.

All of that changes the moment her stylist assumes Howard is her son.

Molly proceeds to have a mental and physical breakdown that is truly a sight to behold.

The way she short-circuits while assuring the stylist the mistake is no big whoop, girlfriend?

Obviously, Molly is but a shell of her former self.

Howard and Nicholas attempt to console her, but theyre terrible at it.

When Molly laments not being able to get her youth back, Nicholas talks some sense into her.

What ensues is a full minute of high art.

Her nipples are freezing.

Her nipples are melting.

I want to watch it on a loop for the next week.

Its too good, how could you not?

Nicholas makes good on his promise and delivers Molly to the fashion show looking like a goddamned baby seal.

But, as anyone couldve guessed, the looks arent really the confidence problem here.

Shes still beside herself with anxiety that she doesnt fit in with these models.

Its mostly herbal and will chill you out and also give you a ton of energy.

All the girls are doing it.

Yeah, its definitely drugs.

From Deee-Lites Groove Is in the Heart to Ol Dirty Bastards Shimmy Shimmy Ya?

It doesnt get any better than that.

Mollys latest public humiliation, at the very least, helps her learn an important lesson.

He keeps pushing through, kind of like you, she tells Molly.

Mollys had an a-ha moment: It is so much better on the other side.

A couple of other Wells Foundation friends are having moments of growth, too.

One can only hope this will force Molly to confront her feelings for him.

Shes scared of how serious this is getting, he tells her.

Later, at the show, she makes up this whole story about how its for the best.

Thats why I broke up with the most kind, loving, stable man Ive ever been with.

A man who likes to drink water and has a bed frame.

If youre screaming Take that man back!

by this point, and youll be pleased to know that this breakup was one-sided.

Isaac is waiting by Sofias door to cook her dinner that night.

He thought they just had a fight.

They would talk about it and move on.

He doesnt want to break up.

Sofia is so relieved.

Im really rooting for these two to make it.

Yes, even if it means they need to commit to seeing Matchbox Twenty together in March.

whose first subject is Justin Trudeau, they are so good.

Nicholas discussing the morning-show appearance: Have you seen that quarantine beard?

Its all so glamorous.

This feels likeThe Suite Life of Zack and Cody!

Ill give you one guess as to who said this upon walking into the fashion show.

Okay, but what machinewasHoward putting Greek yogurt into?